Christmas Eve eve! Poignant tragedy? I could be over here this year—or I could be over here. I could be doin’ great, or I could be doin’ not so great. I dunno. Just tryna do sh*t. And a caroling medley!
Apr 7, 2022
6 min
I’m in “the zone.” Weed is legal here! It’s the 21st century and Marty McFly is coming back in October. This is great. More people should be like this. So what if you slur your speech a little. [B’jiggers is a Holiday Inn bar in Galveston TX.]
Apr 3, 2022
10 min
What’s the point of my story? Is this good? Am I drunk enough, but not too drunk, to be sane but not too sane? This is me, talkin’ to myself, cuz that’s what I do. We live in the world’s most awesome ant farm.
Mar 25, 2022
16 min
I’m a slightly more enlightened child than I was before. I’m still going out to bars and meeting women who come in pairs and whose names I have trouble remembering.
Mar 18, 2022
22 min
I didn’t pay for this. This isn’t the movie I signed up for when I read the poster. It’s highly evolved DNA. It’s f**kin’ badass cool DNA.
Mar 18, 2022
5 min
I need to get my legacy together f**kin’ right now. I don’t care if it’s a f**kin’ stone somewhere, or maybe a little kid. Something. A buncha houses?
Mar 18, 2022
23 min
I don’t know what I mean; I don’t know what I’m sayin’ either. Won’t you please, please won’t you please, please won’t you be my neighbor?
Mar 8, 2022
12 min
Twenty years go by. Have I done anything? No; I doubt it. “Do you dwell on the wasted years behind you, or the terrifying years ahead?”
Mar 8, 2022
10 min
I like talking to Jessica. I’m stoked about this boat. It’s frickin’ crazy. Its crazy good. It’s gonna be amazing. All right, so that’s what I know.
Feb 26, 2022
6 min
I’m not uncomfortable talking to the camera; I’m uncomfortable talking to people. Eloquence is a relative term.
Feb 16, 2022
7 min
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