<p>I’m not uncomfortable talking to the camera; I’m uncomfortable talking to people. Eloquence is a relative term.</p>

call me back! - June 2005

Beginning in 1984 and off and on, up to 2016, I made a series of audio recordings, first with a boom box cassette recorder, then with a telephone answering machine, then with a mini-DV camera, and finally, with an iPhone. 

For most of that time I was drunk.

Theme song: ”Whoa Dude, Whoa” by Gregory Pepper