<p>I like talking to Jessica. I’m stoked about this boat. It’s frickin’ crazy. Its crazy good. It’s gonna be amazing. All right, so that’s what I know.</p>

nobody warned me about this - June 2005

Beginning in 1984 and off and on, up to 2016, I made a series of audio recordings, first with a boom box cassette recorder, then with a telephone answering machine, then with a mini-DV camera, and finally, with an iPhone. 

For most of that time I was drunk.

Theme song: ”Whoa Dude, Whoa” by Gregory Pepper