<p>I don’t know what I mean; I don’t know what I’m sayin’ either. Won’t you please, please won’t you please, please won’t you be my neighbor?</p>

after Shonen Knife and The Knack - September 2005

Beginning in 1984 and off and on, up to 2016, I made a series of audio recordings, first with a boom box cassette recorder, then with a telephone answering machine, then with a mini-DV camera, and finally, with an iPhone. 

For most of that time I was drunk.

Theme song: ”Whoa Dude, Whoa” by Gregory Pepper