<p>I didn’t pay for this. This isn’t the movie I signed up for when I read the poster. It’s highly evolved DNA. It’s f**kin’ badass cool DNA.</p>

serious and numerous tragedies - April 2006

Beginning in 1984 and off and on, up to 2016, I made a series of audio recordings, first with a boom box cassette recorder, then with a telephone answering machine, then with a mini-DV camera, and finally, with an iPhone. 

For most of that time I was drunk.

Theme song: ”Whoa Dude, Whoa” by Gregory Pepper