For tonights shitty cinema, I originally choose Spooks Run Wild. When I began to watch this movie and realized it was in black and white, i remembered there's the Cowardly Lion useage of the word "spooks"  and there's the War of Northern Aggression  To be honest I wasn't brave enough to find out which one it is. 

Welcome to the Silver Screen Cesspool! Where we review the poooooooooo! ... And now your host .... the surveyor of shitty cinema! ... the mocker of moronic movies! ... the terror of tiny town! ...  the last known survivor of Battlefield Earth! ... the one of many! … Allen Smitheeeeeeeee!

Written, Directed, and Starring: Allen Smithee
Assistant Director, Producer, and Stunt Coordinator: Allen Smithee
Boom-Mic Operator, Sound Editing, and Music by Allen Smithee.
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Allen Smithee will be back in Return of the Curse of the Planet of the Prehistoric Bikini Ninjas Vs Kingdom of the Bride of the Killer-Shark-Cheerleaders 2 Electric Boogaloo.

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