At the top of this episode, Allison and I plunge into the COVID-19-era Emmys complete with awkward skits, presenters in Hazmat tuxedos, the Schitt’s Creek cast living it up at Casa Loma, and Jason Sudeikis getting a fake corona test on camera. We also talk about Wayne Lineker (which is pronounced: WHO?!) looking for love on Instagram (when it really sounds like he should be looking for love on SeekingArrangement.com) and the poll that claims that many Americans pretty much want to hump their iPhone because they’d rather be without their significant other for a month than their smartphone.
We also talk about Tom Hardy as the new James Bond, Lori Loughlin’s wellness center-sounding prison, Gwen Stefani delivering the petty with an Instagram pic, the crazed obsession over Sonic’s ice, and the horrible news that the Sizzler filed for bankruptcy. I am crying onto a plate of copycat Sizzler cheese toast as I type this.
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