If you’ve ever wanted to hear two old hos get into what the kids are up to, your dreams have come true, because Allison and I talk about this year’s socially distanced MTV VMAs from Lady Gaga going mask crazy to me actually praising Miley Cyrus. From there, we talk about Brad Pitt’s new

skandalös thing with a German model who is married, and we also cover the woman who found out that her ex-husband cheated on her through his engagement announcement in The New York Times.

We also quickly get into what Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom named their baby, what Ed Sheeran and Cherry Seaborn named their baby, Niecy Nash coming out in more ways than one, the woman who got a throatful of snake (and definitely not in a sexy way), and one TikToker’s G-rated kid-friendly version of WAP.

And WARNING: Our Show & Tell section is full of chlorine fumes.

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