Goddamnit, we missed the "not my first rodeo" jokes. They were right there."If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said smaller, wetter animals." - Henry Ford Letter one: I don't want my sister pulling a coyote act at the wedding Letter two: Recovering from an Awkward Lie Subscribe to Amelia's newsletter, Don't Threaten Me With a Good Lifetime Subscribe to Gabriella's newsletter, Slash Onlime --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/wtto/support

Please speak to a doctor if you or a loved one have been unhealthed. Letter one: Help! I’m Sick of My Boyfriend Always Being Sick! Letter two: Why Am I Addicted To Buying Figurative Painting? Subscribe to Amelia's newsletter, Don't Threaten Me With a Good Lifetime Subscribe to Gabriella's newsletter, Slash Onlime --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/wtto/support

"I'm normal." - Amelia You can stick a Coexist bumper sticker on a tortoise. They won't notice. Letter one: I Think My Husband’s Constant Demand to Get a Dog Is Sexist Letter two: A husband took his wife’s maiden name as his middle name — but did she uphold her part of the bargain? Subscribe to Amelia's newsletter, Don't Threaten Me With a Good Lifetime     Subscribe to Gabriella's newsletter, Slash Onlime  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/wtto/support

"More wolves!" - Gabriella Everyone knows the opposite of sugar is onions, right? Letter one: I Think My Partner’s Reason for Suddenly Wanting Kids Might Be Racist Letter two: Dream Retriever: Being reminded of what’s important Subscribe to Amelia's newsletter, Don't Threaten Me With a Good Lifetime     Subscribe to Gabriella's newsletter, Slash Onlime  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/wtto/support

Consider: The Portrait Of Dorian Goof. Letter one: Overwhelmed by Ice Cream Letter two: Just a Dab Subscribe to Amelia's newsletter, Don't Threaten Me With a Good Lifetime   Subscribe to Gabriella's newsletter, Slash Onlime --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/wtto/support

Grandpop's in the memory hole, sorry. Sorry, but grandpop's in the hole now. Letter one: Help! My Daughter Won’t Talk to Me Because I Left Her Dog Out of My Will. Letter two: Heartbroken Subscribe to Amelia's newsletter, Don't Threaten Me With a Good Lifetime   Subscribe to Gabriella's newsletter, Slash Onlime --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/wtto/support

Stop what you are doing and record yourself saying "Proorb." Email that recording to [email protected]. Thank you for your collaboration. Letter one: Don't Worry About That Orb—It's Likely A Spirit Letter two: Help, I’m Losing My Friends To Streaming Subscribe to Amelia's newsletter, Don't Threaten Me With a Good Lifetime   Subscribe to Gabriella's newsletter, Slash Onlime --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/wtto/support

Whether trampled by ferrets or pursued by tiny cars, childhood wonderment is all Alex desires. Letter one: Finder's Keepers? Letter two: Tired of “Moocher” Son-In-Law Subscribe to Amelia's newsletter, Don't Threaten Me With a Good Lifetime   Subscribe to Gabriella's newsletter, Slash Onlime --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/wtto/support

Inexplicable decisions by husbands and ex-coworkers haunt and torment your hosts today on WTTO. Letter one: Man's Territorial Imperative Takes Place in His Front Yard Letter two: My Former Coworker Wants My Company To Sponsor Her Party Subscribe to Amelia's newsletter, Don't Threaten Me With a Good Lifetime   Subscribe to Gabriella's newsletter, Slash Onlime --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/wtto/support

We get a lil' silly with this one. Keepin' it caj. Cas'? Casual. Gabriella: do not go to the beach during a lightning storm. We are begging you. Letter one: Cleaning Up After Adult Son And His Girlfriend  Letter two: Help! My Roommate Didn’t Come Home One Night. So I Told Her Family She Was Missing. Subscribe to Amelia's newsletter, Don't Threaten Me With a Good Lifetime   Subscribe to Gabriella's newsletter, Slash Onlime --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/wtto/support