We get a lil' silly with this one. Keepin' it caj. Cas'? Casual. Gabriella: do not go to the beach during a lightning storm. We are begging you.

Letter one: Cleaning Up After Adult Son And His Girlfriend 

Letter two: Help! My Roommate Didn’t Come Home One Night. So I Told Her Family She Was Missing.

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