"I'm normal." - Amelia

You can stick a Coexist bumper sticker on a tortoise. They won't notice.

Letter one: I Think My Husband’s Constant Demand to Get a Dog Is Sexist

Letter two: A husband took his wife’s maiden name as his middle name — but did she uphold her part of the bargain?

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