This week's a two-'fer! Sorry we missed last week. We were crippled by the savageness of last week's drag-bingo throw down. This week we took time to celebrate Steve, in all of his mysterious glory as a retired homicide detective. We also celebrated some solid parenting from Megan and handed out two loose cannons to the most devious mother-daughter couple in the game.

Lydia's children learned some very tough lessons about fire, alligators, and their mother. Also, we learned the difference between a forest witch and a sea hag.

The ladies are dodging fights left and right, while Lydia scores some serious birthday swag. Also, we learn what it takes to be a gentleman, and how bad it sounds when you try to explain it.