This week's a two-'fer! Sorry we missed last week. We were crippled by the savageness of last week's drag-bingo throw down.

This week we took time to celebrate Steve, in all of his mysterious glory as a retired homicide detective. We also celebrated some solid parenting from Megan and handed out two loose cannons to the most devious mother-daughter couple in the game.

A weekly award show that celebrates outstanding achievement in the Real Housewives reality television universe.

Join Evan and Mel FP every week as the hand out awards in categories like Best Burn, Freshest Fashion, and Most Avoidable Conflict. It's a guilt-free celebration of bourgeois drama, and we hope you'll join us!