The ladies are dodging fights left and right, while Lydia scores some serious birthday swag. Also, we learn what it takes to be a gentleman, and how bad it sounds when you try to explain it.

Ep. 8 - Forest Witch

A weekly award show that celebrates outstanding achievement in the Real Housewives reality television universe.

Join Evan and Mel FP every week as the hand out awards in categories like Best Burn, Freshest Fashion, and Most Avoidable Conflict. It's a guilt-free celebration of bourgeois drama, and we hope you'll join us!