mike d here, thanks for listening, and happy halloween. seriously though, who eats string cheese without pulling it apart? are people in that much of a rush? it would explain the popularity of short form content on IG, Ticky-Tok, and YT. which sucks bawls and is ruining both our attention span AND how we interpret the world. anyway, gotta go feed, my bloodlust is calling. (dedicated to Verne Troyer, and alternately, Troy Verner)

After a short hiatus, we're back! We discuss Native American names, the murder of Tupac, and various kinds of slang. We somehow manage to offend literally everyone in the process. The episode concludes with ten minutes of poop-talk. Very enlightening stuff. Enjoy!

Special Episode alert!!! This was actually our first episode we recorded as a trial run. I (Mike D) didn't publish it initially because I was unhappy with the sound quality, but since we can't record this week I thought I'd give you (our faithful listeners) a glimpse into how it all started. It was a hot and humid evening in July as the Hater Party hosts began the best podcast in the world. Or the most useless podcast in the world, depending on 1. your, like, opinion man; and 2. (insert your own clever and humorous reason. I'm too lazy right now)

This one is unhinged. No direction. Aimless. Lots of perverted humor. We laugh a lot and hope you do too. Special guests: the fan and the cicadas.

T is frustrated with Japan. We discuss, we lament, we think we make a few good points. It ends with nascar trivia. And away we go!

*Again, sorry for technical issues. Our equipment sucks. Bear with us as we look to remedy this in the coming weeks. Thanks!* Ep 2. Mike D talks about his less-than-stellar roommate. Crazy T listens and interjects at random intervals. Hilarity ensues. Or something resembling that. We finish with a chat about middle school fashion and music tastes. Enjoy. Love you.

Disclaimer: sorry for any technical issues. We're working with semi-fictional equipment and a less than adequate work space. Will improve with each episode, we promise! Welcome to episode 1. We discuss many things. Many dumb things. Many, many dumb things. Almost entirely dumb things. If you can make it through, you've earned a good, long break. Listen to the podcast to either agree with us, because you understand us, our vibe and what-not; or to make yourself feel better, because you are better than us, our limited vocabulary and insufferable jokes...and what-not. Either way, thank you for listening.