mike d here, thanks for listening, and happy halloween. seriously though, who eats string cheese without pulling it apart? are people in that much of a rush? it would explain the popularity of short form content on IG, Ticky-Tok, and YT. which sucks bawls and is ruining both our attention span AND how we interpret the world. anyway, gotta go feed, my bloodlust is calling. (dedicated to Verne Troyer, and alternately, Troy Verner)