Disclaimer: sorry for any technical issues. We're working with semi-fictional equipment and a less than adequate work space. Will improve with each episode, we promise!

Welcome to episode 1. We discuss many things. Many dumb things. Many, many dumb things. Almost entirely dumb things. If you can make it through, you've earned a good, long break. Listen to the podcast to either agree with us, because you understand us, our vibe and what-not; or to make yourself feel better, because you are better than us, our limited vocabulary and insufferable jokes...and what-not. Either way, thank you for listening.