Five's A Crowd Podcast
Five's A Crowd Podcast
Five's A Crowd
Imagine yourself arriving at a house party in the late '90s. You weave your way through the crowd trying to find a place to fit in, relax, find someone to connect with, and then you hear them; sitting in a circle surrounded by amused onlookers the 5 of us sit laughing, joking, and telling the best stories you've never heard. You're welcomed with open arms into the fold to enjoy the company of strangers, as the five of us become a crowd.
Lindsay Clancy: Premeditated or Insanity? The Disturbing Truth..
Today we dive deep into the harrowing details of the Lindsay Clancy trial, discussing the failures of the medical system, the complexities of postpartum depression, and the shocking online reactions defending her actions. The table also addresses the tragic passing of Hayden Panettiere, revisiting the dark superyacht allegations she exposed about Hollywood just months before her death. The conversation balances these incredibly heavy topics with candid parenting realities, toddler chaos, pop-culture updates, and why raising kids is the hardest but most rewarding job in the world. 00:00 - Start!02:25 - Dolly Parton's Legacy & Giving Back07:15 - Pop Culture: Post Malone & Tim Curry12:50 - WNBA Drama & The Sophie Cunningham Meme19:30 - The Shanna Gaviota Custody Case34:20 - Hayden Panettiere: The Hollywood Yacht Allegations47:20 - Dark Secrets & The Danger of Exposing Hollywood51:30 - The Lindsay Clancy Trial: The Unthinkable Tragedy54:20 - Postpartum Depression, Psychosis & Overmedication01:05:40 - The Timeline of Events & Premeditation Debate01:12:45 - The Disturbing Online Support for Lindsay01:17:00 - The Reality of Parenting vs. "Child-Free" Trends01:23:30 - Toddler Chaos & Dealing with Tantrums01:31:00 - Accountability & Final Thoughts#LindsayClancy #LindsayClancyTrial #TrueCrimePodcast #HaydenPanettiere #FivesACrowd #PostpartumDepression #ParentingReality #HollywoodSecretsYou've got burning questions, we've got answers! Call or Text us for the worst advice imaginable, and we may feature it on an upcoming podcast! ** 801-513-3373 **Reddit- Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd- Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcastFollow Our Personal AccountsAustin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomerCam - https://www.instagram.com/effinburch/Chris - https://www.instagram.com/thechrishummel/Tony - https://www.instagram.com/theonlytonyc/Zach - https://www.instagram.com/zvanbeekum/P.O. Box**Please no packages, letters only**Five's A Crowd Podcast1123 N Fairfield Rd #1373 Layton, UT 84041
Aug 31
1 hr 35 min
Our Most Unhinged "Hear Me Out" Crushes on the Internet
Today we deep into the internet's favorite game: the "Hear me out" challenge. We are exposing our weirdest, most questionable fictional, animated, and non-human character crushes. Prepare to look at your childhood favorites a whole lot differently. Don't forget to drop your weirdest "hear me out" down in the comments before you judge ours!Tags:Hear me out challenge, fictional crushes, cartoon crushes, weird childhood crushes, animated crushes, fives a crowd podcast, comedy podcast, 90s cartoons nostalgia, video game crushes, weirdest crushes, pop culture podcast, disney crushes, movie character crushes, adult podcast, nostalgic tv showsHashtags:#HearMeOut #Podcast #Comedy #FictionalCrushes #FiveSaCrowd #CartoonCrushes #Nostalgia #90sCartoons
Aug 24
1 hr 49 min
She Claims Lying About Birth Control is Assault - Reddit's Most Unpopular Opinions
Things get heated when the table debates these extremely popular unpopular opinion posts!Thank you for being part of this crowd!Reddit- Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd- Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcastFollow Our Personal AccountsAustin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomerCam - https://www.instagram.com/effinburch/Chris - https://www.instagram.com/thechrishummel/Tony - https://www.instagram.com/theonlytonyc/Zach - https://www.instagram.com/zvanbeekum/Hashtags#UnpopularOpinions #RedditStories #FivesACrowd #Podcast #RelationshipAdviceP.O. Box**Please no packages, letters only**Five's A Crowd Podcast1123 N Fairfield Rd #1373 Layton, UT 84041
Aug 3
1 hr 11 min
The FILTHIEST House Stories That Will Make You GAG | 237
Today we dive into some of the most horrifying Reddit posts on the internet. This conversation is not for weak stomachs. We break down the absolute grossest things people do regularly, the filthiest houses ever witnessed, and the insane family rules that had guests running for the door. Grab a seat, but maybe put your food away for this one.Thank you for being part of this crowd!Reddit- Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd- Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcastFollow Our Personal AccountsAustin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomerCam - https://www.instagram.com/effinburch/Chris - https://www.instagram.com/thechrishummel/Tony - https://www.instagram.com/theonlytonyc/Zach - https://www.instagram.com/zvanbeekum/Hashtags#podcast #reddit #redditstories #askreddit #storytimeP.O. Box**Please no packages, letters only**Five's A Crowd Podcast1123 N Fairfield Rd #1373 Layton, UT 84041
Jul 27
1 hr 7 min
HOA Ignored a DEAD BODY to TOW A CAR?! - HOA Horror Stories | 236
In this episode of Five's a Crowd, we dive deep into the most unhinged, infuriating, and unbelievable HOA horror stories on the internet. Thank you for being part of this crowd!Reddit- Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd- Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcastFollow Our Personal AccountsAustin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomerCam - https://www.instagram.com/effinburch/Chris - https://www.instagram.com/thechrishummel/Tony - https://www.instagram.com/theonlytonyc/Zach - https://www.instagram.com/zvanbeekum/Hashtags#Podcast #Reddit #RedditStories #HOAstories #HitTheBell #HOAHorrorStories #MaliciousCompliance #HOANightmaresP.O. Box**Please no packages, letters only**Five's A Crowd Podcast1123 N Fairfield Rd #1373 Layton, UT 84041
Jul 20
47 min
We Got Hacked, Insane Price Hikes, & The Truth About Men's Bathrooms!
We dive into the nightmare of credit card fraud and how Zach's identity got stolen for Uber rides and Texas Roadhouse gift cards. We also tackle the massive price hikes hitting the tech and gaming world thanks to AI data centers buying up all the hardware, the reality of the Dead Internet Theory, and GTA 6's insane presales. Plus, we finally address the logistical mysteries of the men's room and why some guys prefer to sit. Pull up a chair and join the conversation.Thank you for being part of this crowd!00:00 - Start!00:39 - Welcome to the Crowd01:23 - Naming Kids After Where They Were Conceived04:16 - Lie Detectors & Thumbtacks06:14 - Exciting Lives, Cancer Jokes & Eulogies09:51 - The Legend of "Soft Zach"11:07 - We Got Hacked (Credit Card Fraud)17:46 - The Truth About Men's Bathrooms20:47 - Nostalgic Comedy Music24:21 - Why Happy Feet is Terrible29:43 - Space IPOs32:56 - Student Drivers & Hand-Crank Windows37:51 - Putting Unleaded Gas in a Diesel48:25 - GTA 6 Makes $9 Billion in 24 Hours59:38 - The AI Music Crisis & Beyond Disdain1:07:57 - The Dead Internet Theory1:12:20 - Insane Tech & Console Price Hikes1:24:53 - The Controversial Box Elder Data Center1:29:31 - Microchip Breakthroughs That Break Your Brain1:35:38 - OutroReddit- Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd- Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcastFollow Our Personal AccountsAustin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomerCam - https://www.instagram.com/effinburch/Chris - https://www.instagram.com/thechrishummel/Tony - https://www.instagram.com/theonlytonyc/Zach - https://www.instagram.com/zvanbeekum/P.O. Box**Please no packages, letters only**Five's A Crowd Podcast1123 N Fairfield Rd #1373 Layton, UT 84041
Jul 13
1 hr 35 min
The Missing: Why Hikers Keep Vanishing at Mount Shasta | 234
Buckle up, bucko! Today, the table is taking a deep dive into the chilling mysteries of Northern California's Mount Shasta. We're exploring the terrifying Missing 411 phenomenon, where experienced hikers vanish without a trace, sometimes reappearing miles away, or in areas already cleared by search parties. From telepathic interdimensional Bigfoots guarding the mountain to cloaked UFOs hiding in lenticular clouds, this region is a massive hotspot for the unexplained. We also touch on the underground city of Telos, CIA remote viewing (Project Stargate), DMT crystal beings, and the mind-bending theory that we might all just be waking up in a coma. Grab a seat and join the conversation!Thank you for being part of this crowd!#Podcast #ConspiracyPodcast #Conspiracy #Mystery #Missing411 #MountShasta #Bigfoot #SimulationTheory #FivesACrowd #Coma
Jun 22
1 hr 7 min
The $200,000 Heist: How a Company STOLE a DYING MAN’s Rare Lego Collection Worth Over $200k
Welcome back to Five's a Crowd! This week, Austin, Cam, Chris, Tony, and Zach dive into one of the most insane true-crime internet dramas happening right in our backyard: the Bricks & Minifigs $200,000 Star Wars Lego scandal. A dying man's life savings, SWAT teams, a fake decoy business, and massive corporate greed—you literally can't make this up. Before we get into the heavy stuff, we're debating the logistics of Bluetooth caskets, settling the great pigeon vs. dove debate, and breaking down the psychology behind the "love you, bye!" coworker prank. Grab a drink and pull up a chair to the table!Thank you for being part of this crowd!P.O. Box**Please no packages, letters only**Five's A Crowd Podcast1123 N Fairfield Rd #1373 Layton, UT 84041
Jun 15
1 hr 28 min
The HORRIFYING Truth Behind Smallville’s Allison Mack & The NXIVM Cult
We all knew her as the lovable Chloe Sullivan on Smallville, but behind the scenes, Allison Mack was hiding a deeply disturbing secret. In this episode of Five's a Crowd, we dive deep into the sick reality of the NXIVM sex cult and the sinister figurehead, Keith Raniere. From executive success seminars to the terrifying dark underbelly of DOS, blackmail, and human branding, we break down how a beloved CW sweetheart became a master enforcer in one of the most shocking true-crime stories in Hollywood history.Thank you for being part of this crowd!You've got burning questions, we've got answers! Call or Text us for the worst advice imaginable, and we may feature it on an upcoming podcast! ** 801-513-3373 **Reddit- Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd- Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcastFollow Our Personal AccountsAustin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomerCam - https://www.instagram.com/effinburch/Chris - https://www.instagram.com/thechrishummel/Tony - https://www.instagram.com/theonlytonyc/Zach - https://www.instagram.com/zvanbeekum/00:00 - Start!00:05 - A dark opening joke to set the mood00:42 - Smallville high school crushes04:00 - From Hollywood actress to federal court09:09 - Meet Keith Raniere and the "Vanguard" illusion15:29 - How NXIVM masqueraded as business coaching24:33 - DOS: The terrifying secret inner circle25:19 - Blackmail and the sinister collateral system27:17 - The horrifying branding ceremonies34:36 - Allison Mack's role as a top Cult Lieutenant45:15 - Was Mack a victim or a perpetrator?47:29 - FBI arrests and federal indictments52:12 - A shockingly short prison sentence57:35 - Marrying a former neo-Nazi and life after prison01:01:48 - Amway, MLM red flags, and pyramid schemes01:05:48 - One last terrible joke to lighten the moodHashtags#Podcast #NXIVM #AllisonMack #TrueCrime #Cults #Smallville #FivesACrowd #Podcast #HollywoodScandalsP.O. Box**Please no packages, letters only**Five's A Crowd Podcast1123 N Fairfield Rd #1373 Layton, UT 84041
Jun 8
1 hr 7 min
Cruise Ship Lost Power, Medical Emergencies, & Secret Helipad?? | 231
The gang is back! This week on Five's a Crowd, I am sharing the wild story of my recent anniversary cruise to Cozumel with Jess. What was supposed to be a relaxing Western Caribbean getaway turned completely chaotic when a medical emergency forced our massive ship to turn around—and exposed a blatant lie about a secret helipad. We also dive into the terrifying feeling of a mega-cruise losing power in the pitch-black ocean, the infamous 2013 "poop cruise" disaster, and the wild reality of K-Pop's global dominance.Thank you for being part of this crowd!You've got burning questions, we've got answers! Call or Text us for the worst advice imaginable, and we may feature it on an upcoming podcast! ** 801-513-3373 **00:00 - Start!01:32 - The Royal Caribbean getaway02:16 - The crazy cost of an Alaskan cruise04:22 - Carnival vs. Royal Caribbean class divide07:31 - Disconnecting from cell service at sea08:29 - Karaoke night and singing Cardi B12:50 - The power goes out in the middle of the ocean17:26 - The infamous 2013 Carnival "Poop Cruise" disaster21:24 - Costa Concordia and floating city nightmares26:02 - The massive scale and buoyancy of cruise ships28:05 - The Icon of the Seas is an absolute monster30:00 - The terrifying black abyss of the deep ocean31:33 - Snorkeling with sharks and barracudas in Cozumel39:49 - Selling the timeshare property42:12 - Petty HOA revenge tactics and fake chickens46:09 - The hypocrisy of hunter safety ethics48:46 - Exploding wild hogs with Tannerite51:17 - Salt Lake Temple renovations and earthquake proofing56:01 - The 10-year coma dream nightmare01:00:58 - The massive BTS concert experience in Vegas01:07:20 - How the K-pop Army moves global markets01:11:59 - The Brokeback Mountain and Lord of the Rings joke01:14:45 - Wrap upReddit- Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd- Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcastFollow Our Personal AccountsAustin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomerCam - https://www.instagram.com/effinburch/Chris - https://www.instagram.com/thechrishummel/Tony - https://www.instagram.com/theonlytonyc/Zach - https://www.instagram.com/zvanbeekum/Hashtags#Podcast #CruiseDisaster #RoyalCaribbean #ComedyPodcast P.O. Box**Please no packages, letters only**Five's A Crowd Podcast1123 N Fairfield Rd #1373 Layton, UT 84041
Jun 1
1 hr 15 min
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