
Buckle up, bucko! Today, the table is taking a deep dive into the chilling mysteries of Northern California's Mount Shasta. We're exploring the terrifying Missing 411 phenomenon, where experienced hikers vanish without a trace, sometimes reappearing miles away, or in areas already cleared by search parties. From telepathic interdimensional Bigfoots guarding the mountain to cloaked UFOs hiding in lenticular clouds, this region is a massive hotspot for the unexplained. We also touch on the underground city of Telos, CIA remote viewing (Project Stargate), DMT crystal beings, and the mind-bending theory that we might all just be waking up in a coma. Grab a seat and join the conversation!Thank you for being part of this crowd!#Podcast #ConspiracyPodcast #Conspiracy #Mystery #Missing411 #MountShasta #Bigfoot #SimulationTheory #FivesACrowd #Coma
Jun 22
1 hr 7 min

Welcome back to Five's a Crowd! This week, Austin, Cam, Chris, Tony, and Zach dive into one of the most insane true-crime internet dramas happening right in our backyard: the Bricks & Minifigs $200,000 Star Wars Lego scandal. A dying man's life savings, SWAT teams, a fake decoy business, and massive corporate greed—you literally can't make this up. Before we get into the heavy stuff, we're debating the logistics of Bluetooth caskets, settling the great pigeon vs. dove debate, and breaking down the psychology behind the "love you, bye!" coworker prank. Grab a drink and pull up a chair to the table!Thank you for being part of this crowd!P.O. Box**Please no packages, letters only**Five's A Crowd Podcast1123 N Fairfield Rd #1373 Layton, UT 84041
Jun 15
1 hr 28 min

We all knew her as the lovable Chloe Sullivan on Smallville, but behind the scenes, Allison Mack was hiding a deeply disturbing secret. In this episode of Five's a Crowd, we dive deep into the sick reality of the NXIVM sex cult and the sinister figurehead, Keith Raniere. From executive success seminars to the terrifying dark underbelly of DOS, blackmail, and human branding, we break down how a beloved CW sweetheart became a master enforcer in one of the most shocking true-crime stories in Hollywood history.Thank you for being part of this crowd!You've got burning questions, we've got answers! Call or Text us for the worst advice imaginable, and we may feature it on an upcoming podcast! ** 801-513-3373 **Reddit- Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd- Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcastFollow Our Personal AccountsAustin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomerCam - https://www.instagram.com/effinburch/Chris - https://www.instagram.com/thechrishummel/Tony - https://www.instagram.com/theonlytonyc/Zach - https://www.instagram.com/zvanbeekum/00:00 - Start!00:05 - A dark opening joke to set the mood00:42 - Smallville high school crushes04:00 - From Hollywood actress to federal court09:09 - Meet Keith Raniere and the "Vanguard" illusion15:29 - How NXIVM masqueraded as business coaching24:33 - DOS: The terrifying secret inner circle25:19 - Blackmail and the sinister collateral system27:17 - The horrifying branding ceremonies34:36 - Allison Mack's role as a top Cult Lieutenant45:15 - Was Mack a victim or a perpetrator?47:29 - FBI arrests and federal indictments52:12 - A shockingly short prison sentence57:35 - Marrying a former neo-Nazi and life after prison01:01:48 - Amway, MLM red flags, and pyramid schemes01:05:48 - One last terrible joke to lighten the moodHashtags#Podcast #NXIVM #AllisonMack #TrueCrime #Cults #Smallville #FivesACrowd #Podcast #HollywoodScandalsP.O. Box**Please no packages, letters only**Five's A Crowd Podcast1123 N Fairfield Rd #1373 Layton, UT 84041
Jun 8
1 hr 7 min

The gang is back! This week on Five's a Crowd, I am sharing the wild story of my recent anniversary cruise to Cozumel with Jess. What was supposed to be a relaxing Western Caribbean getaway turned completely chaotic when a medical emergency forced our massive ship to turn around—and exposed a blatant lie about a secret helipad. We also dive into the terrifying feeling of a mega-cruise losing power in the pitch-black ocean, the infamous 2013 "poop cruise" disaster, and the wild reality of K-Pop's global dominance.Thank you for being part of this crowd!You've got burning questions, we've got answers! Call or Text us for the worst advice imaginable, and we may feature it on an upcoming podcast! ** 801-513-3373 **00:00 - Start!01:32 - The Royal Caribbean getaway02:16 - The crazy cost of an Alaskan cruise04:22 - Carnival vs. Royal Caribbean class divide07:31 - Disconnecting from cell service at sea08:29 - Karaoke night and singing Cardi B12:50 - The power goes out in the middle of the ocean17:26 - The infamous 2013 Carnival "Poop Cruise" disaster21:24 - Costa Concordia and floating city nightmares26:02 - The massive scale and buoyancy of cruise ships28:05 - The Icon of the Seas is an absolute monster30:00 - The terrifying black abyss of the deep ocean31:33 - Snorkeling with sharks and barracudas in Cozumel39:49 - Selling the timeshare property42:12 - Petty HOA revenge tactics and fake chickens46:09 - The hypocrisy of hunter safety ethics48:46 - Exploding wild hogs with Tannerite51:17 - Salt Lake Temple renovations and earthquake proofing56:01 - The 10-year coma dream nightmare01:00:58 - The massive BTS concert experience in Vegas01:07:20 - How the K-pop Army moves global markets01:11:59 - The Brokeback Mountain and Lord of the Rings joke01:14:45 - Wrap upReddit- Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd- Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcastFollow Our Personal AccountsAustin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomerCam - https://www.instagram.com/effinburch/Chris - https://www.instagram.com/thechrishummel/Tony - https://www.instagram.com/theonlytonyc/Zach - https://www.instagram.com/zvanbeekum/Hashtags#Podcast #CruiseDisaster #RoyalCaribbean #ComedyPodcast P.O. Box**Please no packages, letters only**Five's A Crowd Podcast1123 N Fairfield Rd #1373 Layton, UT 84041
Jun 1
1 hr 15 min

You've got burning questions, we've got answers! Call or Text us for the worst advice imaginable, and we may feature it on an upcoming podcast! ** 801-513-3373 **With Chris out this week, Austin, Cam, Tony, and Zach take over to talk movies! Austin finally breaks his years-long drought with a massive late-night movie marathon. We break down what he watched, debate the *Jumanji* sequel, and tackle the wild escalation of the *Fast & Furious* franchise. Plus, we read some extremely NSFW Urban Dictionary definitions sent in by the fans (you've been warned!), discuss the insanity of *The Boys*, and dive into rumors about Jared Leto's secret island cult. Grab a drink and join the conversation. thank you for being part of this crowd!00:00 - Start!01:17 - Fan Requests: NSFW Urban Dictionary Definitions04:36 - Fun Facts About Bird Anatomy & Drowning Turkeys05:56 - Austin's First Movie Marathon in Years07:02 - Fantastic Four & Forced Feminism in Movies12:52 - Why Thunderbolts Did Strong Female Characters Right18:56 - RIP Chuck Norris & History of Ungentlemanly Warfare27:42 - Mortal Kombat vs. Street Fighter Trailers30:30 - Overworked Studios & Marvel's CGI Problems32:18 - Watching Remember the Titans For the First Time45:29 - The Most Unrealistic Movie Cliches01:00:33 - The Insane Fast & Furious Timeline & Paul Walker CGI01:05:34 - Spaceballs 2 & Surviving Cancel Culture01:08:01 - Reacting to the Campus Protester Video01:14:36 - The Great Jumanji Title Debate01:20:13 - Does Jared Leto Have a Secret Island Cult?01:24:28 - Closing Dad JokesReddit- Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd- Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcastFollow Our Personal AccountsAustin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomerCam - https://www.instagram.com/effinburch/Chris - https://www.instagram.com/thechrishummel/Tony - https://www.instagram.com/theonlytonyc/Zach - https://www.instagram.com/zvanbeekum/Hashtags#Podcast #MovieMarathon #Comedy #UrbanDictionary #MovieReview #TheBoys #Marvel #FastAndFurious #Jumanji #PopCultureP.O. Box**Please no packages, letters only**Five's A Crowd Podcast1123 N Fairfield Rd #1373 Layton, UT 84041
May 4
1 hr 25 min

You've got burning questions, we've got answers! Call or Text us for the worst advice imaginable, and we may feature it on an upcoming podcast! ** 801-513-3373 **Welcome back to the table! We've been gone for a minute, and man, do we have some catching up to do. This episode is a wild ride through a gauntlet of family medical nightmares. We're talking torn biceps and rotator cuffs , a rib cracked in the most pathetic way possible during a warehouse shoulder-check , and a terrifying run-in with the "Widowmaker" heart attack. Plus, Tony recaps his insanely ritzy NYC trip (complete with hotboxed subways ), we dive into the existential dread of watching our parents and kids get older, and we wrap it up with a classic Medusa joke. Are we cursed? Probably. Grab a chair and join the chaos.00:00 - Start!00:13 - The Transgender Vegan Joke01:05 - Missing Chris & Welcome Back02:27 - Kara's Insane Shoulder Surgery09:27 - How Zach Broke His Rib19:29 - Dog Trips, Punctured Lungs, & Face Cancer22:49 - Tony's Ritzy NYC Trip38:34 - NYC Pizza & Hotboxed Subways48:49 - The Great Gatsby Wedding Experience52:12 - Wall Street & The Ghostbusters Firehouse54:11 - The Truth About the Hollywood Walk of Fame56:59 - The Terrifying Widowmaker Heart Attack1:02:40 - The Existential Dread of Aging Parents1:04:22 - Time Flying By & Kids Growing Up Too Fast1:14:46 - Teenagers Getting Driving Permits1:21:59 - Medusa's Dirty Secret & OutroReddit- Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd- Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcastFollow Our Personal AccountsAustin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomerCam - https://www.instagram.com/effinburch/Chris - https://www.instagram.com/thechrishummel/Tony - https://www.instagram.com/theonlytonyc/Zach - https://www.instagram.com/zvanbeekum/Hashtags#Podcast #MedicalNightmares #Widowmaker #HeartAttackSurvivor #NYCTrip #ComedyPodcast #GettingOlder #NYC #ForTheCrowd #JoinTheCrowd #HitTheBell #PodcastP.O. Box**Please no packages, letters only**Five's A Crowd Podcast1123 N Fairfield Rd #1373 Layton, UT 84041
Apr 27
1 hr 22 min

You've got burning questions, we've got answers! Call or Text us for the worst advice imaginable, and we may feature it on an upcoming podcast! ** 801-513-3373 **In this wild and unfiltered "Ask Men" episode, the guys tackle some of the heaviest and most hilarious questions submitted by the crowd. We kick things off with a heartbreaking question about surviving a 15-year sexless marriage , which leads into a shocking real-life story of a husband who gave up his newlywed wife for a porn addiction.But it doesn't stay heavy for long! The table quickly derails into hilarious debates about sitting versus standing in the bathroom in the dark , defining deeply cursed Urban Dictionary terms like "Alabama Roulette" , and Cam’s unforgettable wedding night disaster. We also dive deep into societal double standards, the harsh reality of "conditional love" for men , and why men absolutely suck at taking compliments.Grab a chair, join us at the table, and hit that subscribe button!00:00 - Start!02:08 - Welcome to Ask Men Round 2 02:38 - Surviving a 15-year sexless marriage 04:36 - He chose p*rn over his newlywed wife 13:58 - Walked in on him pooping on their wedding night 14:16 - The great debate: Sitting vs. standing to pee 22:25 - How to handle a completely dead bedroom 31:37 - Urban Dictionary: Alabama Roulette & "Poop Scars" 35:37 - If you could pick your physical features... 42:48 - Does God have a sense of humor about sex drives? 49:45 - What men struggle with but rarely talk about 51:13 - The harsh reality of conditional love for men 55:19 - Did the feminist movement ruin single-income families? 1:06:01 - Why men don't know how to take compliments 1:09:49 - Do men really prefer natural beauty? 1:20:09 - The scariest real-life things we've witnessed 1:25:15 - Should women invade "guy spaces" to meet men? 1:36:47 - The biggest mood killers and unattractive traits 1:52:34 - Terrible jokes to end the podcastReddit- Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd- Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcastFollow Our Personal AccountsAustin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomerCam - https://www.instagram.com/effinburch/Chris - https://www.instagram.com/thechrishummel/Tony - https://www.instagram.com/theonlytonyc/Zach - https://www.instagram.com/zvanbeekum/Hashtags#JoinTheCrowd #AskMen #PodcastP.O. Box**Please no packages, letters only**Five's A Crowd Podcast1123 N Fairfield Rd #1373 Layton, UT 84041
Mar 30
1 hr 54 min

This week, the guys are diving into some serious real-life drama. Austin kicks things off by explaining how a DIY electrical job ended with him taking a massive 240-volt shock to the chest, tasting metal, and spending hours getting hooked up to machines in the ER. Then, things get real as Chris opens up about a terrifying medical scare and a potential ear tumor.For our In The News segment, we break down the absolutely unhinged domestic abuse allegations and leaked footage of reality TV star Taylor Frankie Paul that cost her The Bachelorette. Plus, we're talking Henry Cavill's ultimate nerd status, Elon Musk's Neuralink superpowers, how Pokemon Go accidentally built an AI robot empire, and a deep dive into what hits the hardest as you get older.Thank you for being part of this crowd!Timestamps00:00 - Start!01:18 - Austin's 240-Volt Electrocution & ER Trip11:22 - Hilarious Things Our Kids Say16:54 - Henry Cavill, Warhammer, & Action Movies32:08 - NYC Trip Plans & A Little Dark Humor36:08 - Chris's Terrifying Tumor Scare39:19 - IN THE NEWS: Taylor Frankie Paul's Shocking Abuse Video48:15 - Global News: Iran & Interest Rates50:16 - Mind-Blowing Shower Thoughts52:46 - Neuralink Will Give You Superpowers54:44 - How Pokemon Go Spied on 143 Million People56:42 - The New Fear Factor is Brutal01:05:42 - Deep Talk: What Hits Harder As You Get Older?01:13:02 - Closing Jokes & Wrap Up
Mar 23
1 hr 15 min

You've got burning questions, we've got answers! Call or Text us for the worst advice imaginable, and we may feature it on an upcoming podcast! ** 801-513-3373 **Welcome back to another highly requested episode of Ask Men! In this episode, the guys sit down to answer your most vulnerable and honest questions with no holds barred. We dive deep into the heavy realities of marriage and relationships, discussing how to navigate survival mode when you feel like you're losing the spark due to the painful struggles of infertility. We also open up about the fears, doubts, and beautiful truths surrounding adoption and step-parenting. Later, we tackle the unseen relationship struggles of pregnancy, specifically handling resentment, hormones, and disconnect during the second trimester. But it's not all heavy—we also reflect on the exact moments we knew our wives were "The One", plus we share some brutally honest advice on handling rejection and navigating first dates. If you want your questions answered in our next segment, drop them down below using #ask!As always, thank you for being part of this crowd!00:00 - Start!00:19 - Welcome Back to Ask Men02:37 - First Date Strategies & Dealing with Strict Parents07:11 - The Best First Date Ideas (And What to Avoid)12:16 - Handling Rejection & Finding the Right Fit18:49 - Will We Ever Do a Knitting Episode?20:26 - Navigating Infertility & Losing the Spark in Marriage23:03 - The Honest Truth About Adoption & Step-Parenting29:04 - How We Knew Our Wives Were "The One"36:54 - Surviving Pregnancy Hormones & Second Trimester Fights44:10 - Our Most Embarrassing Moments in Front of Women01:00:45 - The Songs We're Most Embarrassed to Blast in Public01:09:50 - Outro & How to Submit Your QuestionsReddit- Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd- Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcastFollow Our Personal AccountsAustin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomerCam - https://www.instagram.com/effinburch/Chris - https://www.instagram.com/thechrishummel/Tony - https://www.instagram.com/theonlytonyc/Zach - https://www.instagram.com/zvanbeekum/Hashtags#Fatherhood #Pregnancy #PodcastP.O. Box**Please no packages, letters only**Five's A Crowd Podcast1123 N Fairfield Rd #1373 Layton, UT 84041
Mar 16
1 hr 9 min

You've got burning questions, we've got answers! Call or Text us for the worst advice imaginable, and we may feature it on an upcoming podcast! ** 801-513-3373 **In this wild episode, we dive headfirst into the biggest "In The News" topics shaking up the world right now. We break down the bizarre conspiracy that Jim Carrey was replaced by an imposter in a mask at a recent award show (and where the real Jim Carrey might be hiding). Then, we shift gears to the intense global conflict surrounding Iran, the elimination of the Ayatollah, and why the Iranian people are celebrating the regime's downfall. Finally, we unpack the dark Hollywood rumors surrounding Ellen DeGeneres, analyzing those incredibly tense interviews with Adele and Selena Gomez.Plus, we get into some hilarious personal updates, RV road trips, and the mysteries of the Pentagon's missing trillions.Thank you for being part of this crowd!00:00 - Start!01:45 - Bathroom Banter & Hemorrhoid Horror Stories08:14 - Shia LaBeouf, Transformers & Method Acting Madness13:44 - IN THE NEWS: Jim Carrey’s Masked Replacement18:14 - Disney Trips, Grandparents, & RV Living28:12 - Critic's Corner: Scream 7 & The Long Walk48:55 - The Terrifying Cruise Ship Toilet53:09 - Conspiracy Corner: Biden's "Tesla Bot" Walk56:21 - The Pentagon's Missing Trillions01:00:24 - Quick Detour: Lost Ancient Technology 01:10:53 - Global News: US Fires First Combat Torpedo Since WWII01:11:38 - The Fall of Iran's Ayatollah & Global Conflict01:16:37 - Why the Iranian People are Celebrating01:27:39 - Russian Bombers Intercepted & F-22 Raptors01:32:34 - Ellen DeGeneres Exposed: Adele & Selena Gomez Speak Out01:36:09 - The Clintons & The Epstein Files01:38:26 - Dark Jokes & OutroReddit- Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd- Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcastFollow Our Personal AccountsAustin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomerCam - https://www.instagram.com/effinburch/Chris - https://www.instagram.com/thechrishummel/Tony - https://www.instagram.com/theonlytonyc/Zach - https://www.instagram.com/zvanbeekum/Hashtags#JoinTheCrowd #News #PodcastP.O. Box**Please no packages, letters only**Five's A Crowd Podcast1123 N Fairfield Rd #1373 Layton, UT 84041
Mar 9
1 hr 40 min
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