Before we get into the crumbling of the kingdom of pure love known as BenAna, we cover the abuse allegations against Armie Hammer. And after we do that, we cleanse our brains by pouring bleach into our ear holes, and then we get into the weird story about Jamie Lynn Spears accusing Tesla of being a cat killer and then taking it back without giving us the answers we need!

We also quickly talk about Goop’s coochie candle combusting, the Hot Pocket recall, Miley Cyrus saying that she likes her dicks in sculpture form, Anne Hathaway wanting everyone to call her Annie, and Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner refusing to let the Secret Service use their toilets.

And we become the living and breathing SteveBuscemiSayingHowDoYouDoFellowKids.GIF by explaining Olivia Rodrigo to you.

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