We spend way too long (read: longer than a minute) talking all about Kanye West and Kim Kardashian’s divorce rumors and guessing which Judge will become Kim’s fourth husband. From there, we talk about Karlie Kloss revealing that Ivanka Trump has feelings by hurting them, and some 90s gossip involving Luther Vandross, En Vogue, and a pair of Versace fuckme boots.

We also get into Nicole Kidman and Javier Bardem playing Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz, HBO Max bringing back Sex and the City, Elon Musk temporarily taking down Jeff Bezos as the richest man in the world, Terry Gilliam saying that Bruce Willis’ face mouth belongs on a butt, and what did we do before COVID-19 that we can’t believe we used to do.

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