We start with Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s move to a cute, little shack in Montecito full of sixteen pots to piss in, and we also turn into a home financing podcast by figuring out their monthly mortgage payment. We then talk about Olivia Munn stamping an F- on the sex report card of an ex while saying that he’s probably gay, and we also cover Summer Walker coming out as an expert in baby nutrition.
Other stuff we talk about includes Dolly Parton declaring that Black Lives Matter, Sia taking a piss during a phone interview, Naomi Campbell claiming that she wears lipstick every day during quarantine, Cardi B joining OnlyFans, and the Girl Scouts trying not to make 2021 a remake of 2020 in terms of awfulness by giving us a new cookie.
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