The 2026 NFL season is off and running and we recap Drake Maye's horrific 4th quarter on Wednesday Night as well as the Niners beating time zones and the Rams on Thursday night to kickoff the new league year (00:00:00-00:36:17). NFL Week 1 Picks and Preview of every game including the revenge of Robert Saleh, Jared Goff's first trip to the zoo, Tua, Commanders vs Eagles and more (00:36:17-02:19:15). Scott Hanson joins the show to get us pumped up for Week 1 and the return of red zone, and answer to a long standing question we asked him, how he winds down from all the football and more (02:19:15-02:48:44). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

Football is back and we’re pumped for the first night of the 2026 NFL season (00:00:00-00:14:54). We all make our division winners, wild card and Super Bowl picks. Plus MVP, LVP and Least improved players (00:14:54-00:42:15). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including umps going rouge and a Hail Mary appeal by WMU (00:42:15-01:01:42). Peter Schrager joins the show to talk about the 2026 NFL season, Super Bowl picks and what teams he’s high on (01:01:42-01:48:01). Giants RB Cam Skattebo joins the show to talk about his career, injury and rehab, running through people and more (01:48:01-02:14:03). We then finish with listener submitted Pardon Your TakesYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

CFB Week 1 is in the books and we had start to finish chaos with Umass beating Rutgers to kick it off, FSU/SMU in a power delay, Michigan's Hail Mary, Ohio State's senior day and tons more (00:00:00-00:32:39). Tua is named starter for the Falcons, we talk timezones and get ready for more football this week (00:32:39-00:50:07). Who's back of the week including our Fantasy Team after Jerry O'Connell drafts our 2026 squad plus Big Cat completes his very stupid 100 burger challenge (00:50:07-01:11:31). Andy Staples joins the show to break down Week 1, winners and losers, who looked good, who should be worried, where does Dabo go from here and more (01:11:31-01:54:27). Western Michigan Head Coach Lance Taylor joins the show to talk about the heartbreak at the big house, how he has his team getting off the mat, and some ideas for offense from the guys (01:54:27-02:14:45). We finish with Max back from his honeymoon plus giftsYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

The Clippers are in NBA Jail. We talk about the massive penalty Adam Silver laid down on the Clippers after the Kawhi/Tree Scandal. Possible alternative punishments and winners and losers (00:00:00-00:21:16). CFB Week 1, Tiger and Romo taking Ubers and other stories (00:21:16-00:32:23). Zac and Hank have their Mt Rushmore duel to finish off Mt Rushmore season (00:32:23-00:57:13). Stavros Halkias stops by in studio to talk about his new special out September 8th on Netflix, Ravens, the fact that idiots like us are doing well and tons more (00:57:13-02:07:52). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week and Hank has an existential Golf crisis after the Grudge Match in Florida.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

We’re on the eve of real football and we’re ready. The Angels are being sold. Week 1 CFB picks and more (00:00:00-00:23:22). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Barstool hiring a PFT opp, Zac’s future date, the Cubs roller coaster and more (00:23:22-00:59:21). Mt Rushmore of household items you could use as a weapon (00:59:21-01:14:36). Brandon Walker and Tom Fornelli join the show to preview the 2026 CFB season. We crown Tom our CFB expert, who’s going to sneak into the playoffs, Heisman picks and the playoff draft (01:14:36-02:37:42). We finish with guys on chicks.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

Football preseason is over and cut day has arrived but the biggest story in sports is Daejon Love the guy who has been pretending to be a 49ers wide receiver, scamming women out of thousands of dollars (00:00:00-00:15:58). Cut day, NFL preseason is complete and we talk some CFB Week Zero, PCA's insane run and Michael Block is so back (00:15:58-00:51:53). Who's back of the week including Jaylen Brown's farewell party and some breaking zoo news (00:51:53-01:16:50). Pete Prisco joins us to preview the upcoming NFL season, what has happened to the passing game in the NFL, which teams he's high on and which teams he think will underperform and more (01:16:50-02:11:01). We finish with the Mt Rushmore of Heavy ThingsYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

The finale of our Camp Barstool week. We’re now New York Times Best Sellers (00:00:00-00:11:57). The Pro Bowl and ESPN bottom line are now dead and Week Zero is here plus we give out some early NFL futures (00:11:57-00:39:32). Mt Rushmore of Worst States (00:39:32-01:02:51). Jerry O’Connell’s 2026 Fantasy Preview going through the whole league and a special poem for Max (01:02:51-02:44:40). We finish with Fyre fest of the week.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

We’re live from Barstool Camp and Jed York had himself a night in Ohio. We talk about that and Deshaun Watson named Browns starter (00:00:00-00:21:31). Yet another new uniform drop has hit the NFL (00:21:31-00:42:14). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (00:42:14-01:06:16) . Mt Rushmore Of Non Ball Sport Items (01:06:16-01:24:35). Chris Long joins the show to talk some NFL, which teams he’s high on, changing coordinators and more (01:24:35-02:16:42). Seth Wickersham joins the show to talk about his new book “Be On That Hill," his career covering the NFL, owners in the league, biggest stories and more (02:16:42-03:14:23). We finish with guys on chicksYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

Deshaun Watson would like everyone to please stop boo'ing him as the Browns found a way to have a newsworthy preseason postgame press conference (00:00:00-00:13:23). We talk other preseason stories and are ready for real football (00:13:23-00:27:33). Hank attended the last LIV event ever in Indianapolis on Friday (00:27:33-00:54:44). Who's back of the week including Gruden + Big Cat has entered the NIL game (00:54:44-01:19:02). Stanford Steve joins the show to talk CFB, wings, Do we trust Oregon? Why Indiana feels disrespected again, Top 5 teams in the SEC and why its Notre Dame's year (01:19:02-02:22:20). We finish with Mt Rushmore of emojis.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

Max is on his way to his 2 week honeymoon and we’re going to miss him (00:00:00-00:04:08). Training camp updates, including stats from Hank (00:04:08-00:15:17). The Mark Walter’s thing is getting weirder and the Dodgers may be in trouble soon (00:15:17-00:24:54). Big Cat is now a finalist for Akron OC and more (00:24:54-00:39:54). Mt Rushmore of things we could master overnight (00:39:54-01:01:29). Max Strus joins the show (taped Tuesday before he was traded) to talk ball, his career, possible headbutts, Bball Paul, and his upcoming charity event on Sunday in Chicago (01:01:29-01:33:53). We finish with Fyre fest of the week.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take