The NFL Draft First Round is over and our lives have changed forever because we all have new Quarterbacks. PFT and Big Cat are over the moon while Hank is needing some more convincing. Michael Penix to the Falcons shocked the NFL world and we talk other picks down the board (00:00:00-00:40:03) . NBA/NHL playoffs and Hank has declared the end of Cocky Hank after the Heat take Game 2 (00:40:03-00:51:49). Joel Embiid drops 50 and also became a professional wrestler and the Lakers had a lead and lost to the Nuggets again (00:51:49-01:06:04). Dan Soder joins us in studio to talk comedy, sports, rooting for the 49ers, his childhood best friend Mike McDaniel and his new special out on youtube now (01:06:04-02:01:50). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week and the lottery ball which was taped at 230 pm before the draft took place (02:01:50-02:27:28).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

The Mavs and Pacers tied up the series and Anthony Edwards is a prophet when it comes to Jaden McDaniels (00:00:00-00:14:55). The Capitals are up 2-0 based on PFT's advanced analytics (00:14:55-00:24:22). We talk about the crazy Monday in playoffs. Max dealing with his 5 stages of grief after the Sixers loss and the Lakers still can't beat the Nuggets (00:24:22-00:39:03). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including KD back to Oklahoma City, Broncos new uniforms (00:39:03-01:18:10). Kirk Goldsberry joins us to talk NBA playoffs, what the Lakers can do and the Sixers heartbreaking loss (01:18:10-01:39:53). Daniel Jeremiah joins the show to talk NFL Draft, how many players at each position are 2 contract guys, diamonds in the rough and how a war room operates (01:39:53-02:11:48). Field Yates joins us before he hosts on ABC Thursday Night to talk about some of the interesting draft stories and guys, how many mistakes we'll defend him on and more (02:11:48-02:50:04). We finish with guys on chicks (02:50:04-03:01:09).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

The NBA and NHL playoffs are here and we talk about every game from the weekend. Timberwolves next up (00:00:00-00:15:23). Is Embiid made of glass (00:15:23-00:24:41)? The Lakers/Nuggets play the same game over and over (00:24:41-00:35:22). Big Cat has some words for Jerry Reinsdorf (00:35:22-00:44:59). Celtics are a wagon and the Mavs tricks us all (00:44:59-00:58:12). The Bruins own the Leafs and we debut our Period of the week (00:58:12-01:06:33). Who's back of the week including Ryan Garcia's electric weekend, rap beef, and John Sterling's brand new TV (01:06:33-01:26:09). Todd McShay joins the show to get us ready for the NFL Draft this week, where the draft starts, what he's hearing about picks after Caleb Williams at 1, who he loves that no one is talking about and a bonus fun fact about Mel Kiper having no cell phone and 5 landlines (01:26:09-02:16:44). We finish with Mr Pear trying to pick one single winner one time (02:16:44-02:27:44).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Gregg Doyel has successfully creeped out all of America with his weirdo lines in Caitlin Clark's introductory press conference and subsequent column that made it worse (00:00:00-00:11:53). We talk NBA Play In Games, Sixers survive and the Bulls are on a collision course with the Celtics which makes Hank very happy (00:11:53-00:19:37). Robert Kraft continues the worst offseason ever for an Owner and Hank shares his QB Draft big board in preparation for the draft (00:19:37-00:39:00). Celtics Head Coach Joe Mazzulla joins the show to talk about the Celtics, getting choked out, alpha male challenge with his dad, the Town, his scouting reports on quizlet and tons more (00:39:00-01:16:45). Nuggets Head Coach Michael Malone joins the show to talk about trying to go back to back, Jokic, his championship tattoo, keeping his team ready and more (01:16:45-01:54:50). We finish with Mr Pears second NBA pick and Fyre Fest of the week (01:54:50-02:07:26).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

The Lakers take down the Pelicans after Zion scores 40 but gets a mysterious injury and the Warriors are cooked. We talk Reggie Miller analytics and the Washington Capitals make the playoffs in a wild night in hockey (00:00:00-00:24:29). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Hank's taxes, LIV trying to do hijinx with Rory and Jerry Reinsdorf being the worst owner in sports (00:24:29-00:55:42). Blake Griffin joins the show after his retirement announcement to talk about his career, favorite teammates and teams, memories, Blake of the Year, and the dumbest rabbit hole of all time based on Blake's teammates names (00:55:42-01:42:34). We finish the show with listener FAQ's and the debut of the one and only Mister Pear our new gambling turtle who makes a pick on the Sixers/Heat game (01:42:34-01:58:30).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Scottie Scheffler wins his second green jacket and we were robbed of an all time back 9 on Sunday. Max Homa played his balls off and will be back and what was the note Tiger passed to the amateur Neil Ripley. We talk about the legend Verne Lundquist and more from Masters (00:00:00-00:29:44). UFC 300 was awesome (00:29:44-00:35:47). Who's back of the week including Nestor Cortes and Mark Pope may have Kentucky back. Scott Van Pelt joins us live from Augusta to talk about Scottie Scheffler, Masters traditions, whats in the vending machine at the airport and more (00:35:47-00:53:42). We finish with our NBA playoff predictions that we will definitely change halfway through the month (00:53:42-01:33:27).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

OJ Simpson is Dead. We talk Masters round 1 and Bryson is back (00:00:00-00:17:18). Shohei Ohtani's forensic accounting came back and we discuss what actually happened (00:17:18-00:28:55). Kentucky has a new basketball coach and it's Mark Pope after everyone else said no (00:28:55-00:42:52). Ryan Whitney and Kirk Minihane join the show in studio to talk Masters, favorite current players, Augusta memories and more (00:42:52-01:30:09). We finish with an all time Fyre Fest as Hank accidentally slept until 1130 in the morning (01:30:09-01:53:37).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Uconn has won their 6th national title and they did it in dominating fashion. We talk about Dan Hurley and the crazy 2 year run as well as the saddest article ever written out of Indiana (00:00:00-00:26:37). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including the eclipse, the Bulls double dunk, and Giannis hurt (00:26:37-00:46:12). Max Homa joins the show to talk about this years Masters, how he's feeling being paired with Tiger, will Shohei be betting on him? and more (00:46:12-01:10:02). Brooks Koepka joins the show to talk about his keys to golf, getting ready to finally win a Masters, and picking a number for the AWL's (01:10:02-01:26:13). We finish with the Foreplay boys Riggs and Trent who were at Augusta on Monday to talk about this year's tourney and listener submitted golf questions (01:26:13-01:59:20).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Emergency breaking news to start the show as John Calipari goes to Arkansas leaving a vacancy at Kentucky (00:00:00-00:18:35). We then get to the rest of the show taped in the afternoon with a recap of the Final Four, South Carolina takes down Caitlin Clark and all the pitchers are getting Tommy John (00:18:35-00:41:52). Who’s back of the week including an end of the world via cyber hacking (00:41:52-00:52:03). John Fanta joins us from Arizona to get us pumped for an all time National Championship Game, Ed Cooley possibly resigning, windmill dunks on mini hoops and more (00:52:03-01:39:42). We finish the show talking about the lunar eclipse and a Monday reading (01:39:42-01:50:52).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

The NCAA is trying to screw UConn (00:00:00-00:04:50). The A’s are moving to Sacramento and Big Cat has an offer for John Fisher (00:04:50-00:10:04). Stefon Diggs traded and Tiger is swearing off sex for the Masters (00:10:04-00:29:20). We make picks for the weekend before we head to Phoenix (00:29:20-00:37:56). Bulls Guard Alex Caruso joins the show to talk about his incredible journey to the NBA, the bubble championship and should it count, how insanely good everyone in the NBA is at offense, Lebron reading the Godfather and more (00:37:56-01:47:31). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week (01:47:31-02:02:32).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake