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TWISTER??? MORE LIKE TWIST MY DICK OFF

IM SO TIRED HERES YOUR GOD DAMN DESCRIPTION YOU ANIMALS

O say can you see by the dawn's early light What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming? And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

THIS EPISODE IS FOR YOU PHIL

I'll always know what you did that one time ago when you were there at that spot, remember, that time when you completed that action and a consequence followed? Well I'll always know what you did. Last summer. At camp. Remember?

In the 1996 kids television series "Arthur", all characters are talking animals of various types, even those that normally prey on eachother, and all get along peacefully. However, it's implied by characters Sue Ellen, Francine, and Muffy going vegetarian in Season 16 Episode 9, "Sue Ellen Veggies Out" that meat is commonly eaten by Arthur and co. So then, who are they eating?? Their friends? A slave race? I see a very similar problem in the kid's tv show, Spongebob. This is often a very widely debated and quite controversial topic. It goes as follows: what exactly is the meat that goes into the krabby patties? is Mr. Krabs the last surviving member of the race of crabs that secretly are the main ingredient for the famed krabby patty. what makes this so sickeningly ironic is the fact that Mr. Krabs is getting rich off of the carcasses of his best friends and family. I am deeply disturbed by this, as we all should be. this brings up some alternate, yet similar questions such as: are the citizens in on this? do they know that they are all secretly cannibals? Do they aknowledge the fact that they are all helping to wipe out a completely innocent race and commit genocide? This is where we start to see some parallels. Yes, I do indeed think that Mr. Krabs is the reincarnated form of Hitler. the similarities are quite astounding. Mr. Krabs is slowly brainwashing the citizens of bikini bottom into supporting his reign with propoganda. Yet, He is also bringing the county to prosperity and wealth, just like Hitler. Unfortunately, He keeps most of the money for Himself, which is where we see the greed taking control. Money changes people. and I believe that is the true message of Spongebob... Money brings power. Power brings fame. fame brings change. money=the root of all evil, ie:change=evil. The society of Bikini Bottom wants to stay traditional and opposes change. That's exactly why they follow Mr Krabs, to stay with "norm". see it all makes sense now, doesn't it?

SORRY FOR NO EPISODE LAST WEEK BUT HERES JOHN FOOTPENIS FOR YOU

Ooh, why go, ooh) You aint got the class, boy, you aint in his league. So dont try to tell me that youve got the things that I need, huh! This guys ORIGINAL, hes got the JUICE. WellHEY look out, world, THE DUCK IS ON THE LOOSE, RIGHT [Quacks x 9] (Ooh) Uh huh (ooh) (Ooh) Get that planet on the phone (ooh) aint no time to waste. (Ooh) Tellem he aint coming home (Ooh) Done joined the Human Race! Call him Howard THE DUCK (ooh) aint no way to conceal it. With a feathers touch I love him apart. Call him Howard THE DUCK (ooh) if it aint funk, you dont feel it. And he shot an arrow straight to my heart. (Ooh) To this duck we say a toast. (Ooh) So get the bumpin offa his case. (Ooh) Though hes got two footed foes (Ooh) Has saved the Human Race! Here before your very eyes, hes gonna be, gonna be here with you. I used to think it was all in my mind. Hes gonna see some people tonight I GIVE YOU: Howard THE DUCK (ooh) No way to contain him! In a second he would love you apart. Call him Howard THE DUCK (ooh) No way to explain him! The fellow with the beak has stole my heart. Well ALL RIGHT! (Ooh) (Ooh) (Ooh) (Ooh) Hmm, Hickory Dickory DUCK (ooh) He aint about to be plucked. Too groovy for gravy, too precious for pt. Hes a funky little feather baring water fowl. Quack right in their face (ooh) little ducks in the Human Race. Come into my tub of love. Here before your very eyes, hes gonna be, gonna be here with you! I used to think it was all in my mind, ooh Hes gonna see some people tonight I give you: AAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH Howard THE DUCK (ooh) No way to conceal it! With a feathers touch I love him apart! Call him Howard THE DUCK (ooh) He gets bumped, he dont feel it And he shot an arrow straight to my heart. Howard THE DUCK (ooh) Gets a bump he dont feel it In a second he would love you apart. Howard, ooh, THE DUCK (ooh) Aint no way to conceal it! And he shot an arrow straight to my heart! AAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!