Ooh, why go, ooh)

You aint got the class, boy, you aint in his league.

So dont try to tell me that youve got the things that I need, huh!
This guys ORIGINAL, hes got the JUICE.
WellHEY look out, world, THE DUCK IS ON THE LOOSE, RIGHT
[Quacks x 9]

(Ooh) Uh huh (ooh)

(Ooh) Get that planet on the phone (ooh) aint no time to waste.

(Ooh) Tellem he aint coming home
(Ooh) Done joined the Human Race!

Call him Howard THE DUCK (ooh) aint no way to conceal it.

With a feathers touch I love him apart.
Call him Howard THE DUCK (ooh) if it aint funk, you dont feel it.
And he shot an arrow straight to my heart.

(Ooh) To this duck we say a toast.

(Ooh) So get the bumpin offa his case.
(Ooh) Though hes got two footed foes
(Ooh) Has saved the Human Race!

Here before your very eyes, hes gonna be, gonna be here with you.

I used to think it was all in my mind.
Hes gonna see some people tonight I GIVE YOU:

Howard THE DUCK (ooh)

No way to contain him! In a second he would love you apart.
Call him Howard THE DUCK (ooh)
No way to explain him! The fellow with the beak has stole my heart.
Well ALL RIGHT!

(Ooh) (Ooh) (Ooh) (Ooh)

Hmm, Hickory Dickory DUCK (ooh) He aint about to be plucked.

Too groovy for gravy, too precious for pt.
Hes a funky little feather baring water fowl.
Quack right in their face (ooh) little ducks in the Human Race.
Come into my tub of love.

Here before your very eyes, hes gonna be, gonna be here with you!

I used to think it was all in my mind, ooh
Hes gonna see some people tonight I give you:
AAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

Howard THE DUCK (ooh) No way to conceal it!

With a feathers touch I love him apart!
Call him Howard THE DUCK (ooh) He gets bumped, he dont feel it
And he shot an arrow straight to my heart.
Howard THE DUCK (ooh) Gets a bump he dont feel it
In a second he would love you apart.
Howard, ooh, THE DUCK (ooh) Aint no way to conceal it!
And he shot an arrow straight to my heart! AAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!