TOPIC: What if we became trappers? Send us more "What if?" questions at: [email protected] Intro and outro by SUNNEY

TOPIC: What if in high school we got invited to a slumber party? Send us more "What if" questions!!! [email protected] Intro and Outro done by SUNNEY

TOPICS: What if you gained control over a tiny country? . . . Send us more "What if?" Questions at [email protected] . . Intro and Outro Music by SUNNEY

What if you got to choose your best friend's kid's name? Send us more "What If?" Questions at: [email protected] Intro and outro music by SUNNEY

What if you got your head stuck in a fence? // What if we were competing to be the biggest bully in school? Send us more "What If?" questions at: [email protected] Intro and Outro music by SUNNEY

TOPICS: "What if we got lost in the woods?" // "What if we were at a water park that was being held hostage by criminals?" Send us more "What if" questions!!!! Email: [email protected] Intro and Outro done by SUNNEY

TOPICS: What if our hearts weren't in the podcast anymore? // What if knees were the new butts? // What if you crashed your bike into a pedestrian? Send us more 'What if" questions Email:[email protected] Intro and outro done by SUNNEY

I never really participated in specific sports or anything, but once I hit 40, I started to get a little bit more active and began swimming more. -Shigeru Miyamoto TOPICS: What if you had to do a wisdom tooth removal, bullet removal or breast implant? // What if you were invited to a real life murder mystery party and told to commit real murders or your family would die? // What if Joaquin, Jaku, and Miguel were a thrupple and co-parented 2 little girls? SNEAK PEEK: "I only shop on Wednesdays" // "you wouldn't understand unless you were born aquatically" // "hair and hands are the same things" // "they are gonna be bullied hard with your fat little amazon feet" / "smith wisnlow whos dad is smith johnson" Send us more "what if" questions! EMAIL: [email protected] Intro and Outro done by SUNNEY

Pull the hair on my head the wrong way, and I would be on my knees begging for mercy. I have very sensitive follicles. - Benedict Cumberbatch TOPICS: What if we were at the mall shopping? // Ashlyn AKA Guadalupe asks... What if you had to rename the clouds? // What if your spouse had an otherworldly and unexplainable impulse to disappear? SNEAK PEEK: "Ape-us Eroticus" // "Hummus Protectus!" // "Falcon Falkon With a K Lightning." // "Sufficancer." // "Guppies!" // "The Summer She Wasn't." // "People fall asleep skydiving all the time!" Send us more "What if?" Questions! Email: [email protected] Intro and outro music by SUNNEY

"The only meat I eat is from animals I've killed myself." - Mark Zhugerberg TOPICS: What if you had to do your podcast without saying "what" or "if"?What if your spouse turned into a megaton? // What if Miguel didn’t exist and Jaku was just, purposefully, making up a second voice for Miguel for the sake of the podcast to make people think he had a cohost? Or what if Miguel was real at one point but between episode 2 and 3 Jaku murdered Miguel in a crime of passion but now feels remorse and doesn’t want to get caught, so he’s been pretending to do Miguel’s voice so he doesn’t get caught?