Pull the hair on my head the wrong way, and I would be on my knees begging for mercy. I have very sensitive follicles. - Benedict Cumberbatch

TOPICS: What if we were at the mall shopping? // Ashlyn AKA Guadalupe asks... What if you had to rename the clouds? // What if your spouse had an otherworldly and unexplainable impulse to disappear?

SNEAK PEEK:

"Ape-us Eroticus" // "Hummus Protectus!" // "Falcon Falkon With a K Lightning." // "Sufficancer." // "Guppies!" // "The Summer She Wasn't." // "People fall asleep skydiving all the time!"

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Intro and outro music by SUNNEY