Family Karma gives the Aunties some time this week at a Happy Hour that threatens to tear them apart when the conversation turns to their children. Dun dun duunnnnnnnn!! This week's bonus episode is a full recap of Top Chef. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo*  It's the last day of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Tahoe vacation, otherwise known as the last time Erika Jayne is known as anything other than the lady whose husband stole from orphans and widows so she could make music videos rolling around in cash. Sutton and Crystal have another dustup and Rinna tries to make herself the victim of last year's gang up by comparing Denise to a rapist Harry once knew. This week's bonus episode is a post vacation catchup watching session of Married to Medicine, Top Chef and Below Deck Sailing. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo*  The Real Housewives of New York are still in the Hamptons this week, and Luann has some trouble getting her foot out of her mouth. Luckily, Leah is there to throw a fit about holla-splaining while Eboni and Sonja form the bond we all needed. This week's bonus episode is a post vacation catchup watching session of Married to Medicine, Top Chef and Below Deck Sailing. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week on Below Deck: Sailing Yacht, Gary winds up in the hot tub with topless Sydney, and Alli is furious... even though she broke things off with him... although, she was doing that to respect Sydney... who seems happy to flirt in front of Alli... even though Gary isn't interested in her... but he's willing to sleep with her to get Alli's attention... Just the usual messiness on the high seas! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week on Shahs of Sunset, Mike deflects from his infidelity by accusing Reza and GG of creating "spoof texts" in the pursuit of sabotaging his very special love with Paulina (which was previously sabotaged by Mike's own real texts, but that's neither here nor there). It's all the usual messiness, and we love it. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On the latest Top Chef, the cheftestants must battle to the death over tofu! Well, it's not really a battle to the death, but blood is drawn. Plus, there's a Quickfire challenge from our DEAR FRIENDS AT CHIPOTLE. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You guys!! Family Karma is back, and we just love it! The most polite cast to ever appear on reality TV has really let its second season bitch flower bloom: look, there's Brian and Amrit enjoying starfruit! And there's Anisha saying goodbye in a sort of cold way! And is that a pasta station we see?To be fair, Vishal DOES threaten to bash the new guy's face into the ground, but even that's pretty tame by Bravo standards. Love this show and so glad it's back!! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Tahoe trip continues to crumble for Sutton. First she tries to defend her whole "color blind" thing to mediocre effect. And then she finds herself on the outside of — but not the butt of — a set of pranks at dinner. It's all a hilarious showcase of her neuroses. Plus, Kathy Hilton continues to be the gift that keeps on giving. Why did Bravo keep her from us all these years? Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week's Real Housewives of New York is a disaster filled with curry, nude models, and an uncomfortable clash about education and class. It's hilarious, horrifying, and pretty much everything we've come to expect from these women. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mike comes clean about being dirty on this week's Shahs of Sunset. Will Paulina make him pay or get Welcome tattooed on her doormat ass? This week's bonus episode is a post vacation catchup watching session of Married to Medicine, Top Chef and Below Deck Sailing. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.