Bravo left an empty night on the schedule this week, so we filled it with LuLaRich, a tale about culty ladies obsessed with leggings that smell like farts and make it look like bees are crawling into their wombs. To each her own! This week's bonus is a Snap Judgement breakdown of the Great British Baking Show contestants. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills celebrates Dorit's new wedding dress line and Erika spins another tall tale. Please don't flip your car while listening to this episode. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Matt once again puts the ewww in menu as he relentlessly badgers Lexi on this week's Below Deck Mediterranean. The whole thing culminates in a gross argument, but not before some dramatic line-tossing by Delaney! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, Karen shoots a promotional video for Surry County that doesn't actually take place in Surry County. Meanwhile, Mia manages to wager a shaky peace between the various women. Will it last? Probably not. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City are back, and the season 2 premiere had everything we could dream of: cake accidents, challah, geodesic domes... oh, and Jen Shah getting arrested! Who called the Feds on her? Was it Mer? Or Brooks? Or a member of the Shah Squad? We're putting our money on a disgruntled Top Golf employee. I guess we'll have to wait and see. In the meantime, enjoy this recap.  To get the full experience, WATCH us record this recap with Crappens on Demand here:  https://www.patreon.com/posts/56087676 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: http://bit.ly/ituneswwc   Video Recaps: http://bit.ly/crappensvideoListen: https://apple.co/3ylGbHw Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

This week on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the "Dinner From Hell, Part II" continues to rage on this week as Erika lashes out at Sutton for calling her a liar. Sutton does what we all expect her to do: she slaps Erika and cusses her out. Just kidding! She struts out of the party in tears. Meanwhile, Garcelle hosts a Haiti-centric dinner party, and Rinna reveals deep wounds over sauce etiquette.YOU GUYS - we really recommend you watch this episode with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/55949532 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Vanderpump Rules has reconfigured its cast and filmed a ninth season. This time around, there are man babies and actual babies! Scheana's still on her print to canvas game, and that's all we really need. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Dear Evan Hansen trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Below Deck Med's chief stew Katie has major anxiety over whether or not to fire her extra help, and Lexi has a problem saying Delaney. This week's bonus episode is a shot by shot breakdown of the Dear Evan Hansen trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

This week on Real Housewives of Potomac, Gizelle snubs half the cast and Karen buys a second vow renewal dress that may or not be made out of turkey. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Dear Evan Hansen trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

It's the moment we've waited all season for. Erika unleashes all her defensive wrath on Sutton for a very special "Dinner Party from Hell, Part Two" episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The whole thing is a soap opera tour de force: fake tears, dramatic sobs, and of course, a nosy butler! Perfection.  Watch our recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/55658976 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens