Tits Talk Tackles
Tits Talk Tackles
Tits Talk Tackles
Three women talking trash about football, aka gridiron. Highly inappropriate, rude, and unacceptable. You will definitely like it.
Baby Joe for President
In this episode, we discuss literally everything! Ksenia admits the most embarrassing thing she has ever done and bashes the Packers for breaking her heart; Steph is a pro bowl police and fumes about the absence of Josh Allen there; Maria weighs up on the Bears new head coach, what Josh McDaniels brings to Las Vegas, and swoons over offensive linemen. We also discuss The Retirement Drama and Brian Flores' situation. Press play now!
Feb 5, 2022
1 hr 16 min
Go Bengals!
Alright, Wild Card is past us and we cannot believe that the Bengals did it! Maria and Ksenia try to figure out why the Cowboys choke every damn time, what happened to playoff Jimmy G (wow), and why the Cardinals are a joke. We discuss what the Patriots should improve the next season and why Mac Jones is a good quarterback. And yes, Ksenia begins to be extremely nervous about the Packers again. Press play!
Jan 23, 2022
52 min
WHY DID YOU CALL THAT TIMEOUT?
The first episode of the postseason has arrived! We summarize the last week of the regular season and go through some surprising upsets, dumb decisions, and what we think comes next for the teams. Maria discusses Baker Mayfield for good five minutes (probably the most extended segment ever). Ksenia cannot believe that Carson Wentz just sent the Colts down the drain. Steph is in denial, trying to find any possible solution logical explanation for what happened out there with the Chargers-Raiders game. And yeah, we do picks for the wild card weekend, and these are hard! Press play!
Jan 15, 2022
1 hr 17 min
Everyday is a half day if you just leave
WILD. Like, WILD WILD WEEK. In this episode, we react to everything that happened during week 17 and we can't stop discussing these things. Pulling off Antonio Brown becomes our new way of coping with life; we think that the FedEx field should star in its own horror movie, and Joe Judge should definitely get a reality check. Steph is going crazy over the playoff possibilities for the Chargers and it's not a good look. We thoroughly go through the playoffs simulations and try to find out the best scenario. Press play!
Jan 9, 2022
1 hr 10 min
New Year, who dis?
In this episode, Ksenia is the only one who is satisfied with the week's results. Steph is experiencing an existential crisis; Maria is doing okay because she has faith. We discover the fanfiction about Dak & Zeke, and oh boy, Ksenia and Steph become overly excited. We also discuss how Davis Mills rules the world (per now) and what coach is on the hot seat. We also tear away Probowl selections, simultaneously making Steph happy. And who knows, we might be secretly writing fanfic about Dak & Zeke. No comment. 
Jan 2, 2022
1 hr 10 min
After further review...
We have very strong opinions about everything this week. It's Christmas time and it's the best moment to let it all out. Maria goes hard on the Bills, Stephanie goes totally delusional about the Chargers, and Ksenia rants about the Packers and what will really happen to them in the playoffs. We talk about why Cam Newton should retire, why Matt Nagy is gone for the best, and why Brady SHOULD be fined for screaming profanities (but he never will be). Oh, and we get bold with our predictions for the playoffs! Press play now!
Dec 25, 2021
1 hr 21 min
Hey, dips**t, make your f***ing kicks
Well, this episode is HEATED. We discuss why Urban Meyer's departure is the greatest thing that could happen to Jags, why Mahomes is losing all the respect, and why the Bears are dumb for mocking Aaron Rodgers. Like, are you insane? Steph gets to talk about the Chargers in length, Maria explains why all the COVID teams should forfeit the games this week, and Ksenia offers her perspective on the ugly Browns-Ravens matchup. Press play!
Dec 19, 2021
1 hr 5 min
LIONS DID IT!
In this episode, we discuss The Most Important Game of The Year -- or, in other words, the Lions winning over the Vikings and making history. Ksenia is swooning over Gardner Minshew, Maria is all over Bill & Co., and Steph is stealing all the good ideas from Ksenia (while scheduling a dinner on Sunday and ditching the Chargers game -- the audacity!). We also discuss My Cause, My Cleats (Ksenia forgets about her plans for the episode and gets thoroughly shamed for it) and pick our top three. Tune in!
Dec 11, 2021
54 min
Justin Tucker does WHAT?
This episode is short (because we covered Thanksgiving Day games!) but Ksenia gets an INSANE revelation during Steph's quiz corner, Maria being a Patriots-loving obnoxious ass again, and Steph... just want to move on with her life. Like for real. She's done with it. We also discuss why Ben Roethlisberger is a piece of timber, Taysom Hill being a white Lamar Jackson, and Cam Newton's downfall in Carolina. Press play!
Dec 4, 2021
47 min
For God's sake, get a haircut!
This is a very weird and kinda short episode because we are going to the football tournament. Yep. We are. We are going to play -- but we still take our time to discuss Derek Carr hairdo, how the Titans did it again, and Baker Mayfield falling apart. Ksenia goes for ages on the Packers' loss to the Vikings, Maria is happy with bully football Patriots play, and Stephanie explains in detail how the Chargers allowed 27 points to Pittsburgh in the last quarter. And yeah -- we spend a lot of time discussing The Game of the Year that is upon us. Listen now! (And sorry for sound troubles, Zoom was trippy this time)
Nov 26, 2021
53 min
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