In this episode, Ksenia is the only one who is satisfied with the week's results. Steph is experiencing an existential crisis; Maria is doing okay because she has faith. We discover the fanfiction about Dak & Zeke, and oh boy, Ksenia and Steph become overly excited. We also discuss how Davis Mills rules the world (per now) and what coach is on the hot seat. We also tear away Probowl selections, simultaneously making Steph happy. And who knows, we might be secretly writing fanfic about Dak & Zeke. No comment.