Thoughts and Rants in Jogging Pants
Thoughts and Rants in Jogging Pants
Ryan
Cathartic brain emptying for me.  Potentially humorous and thought provoking for you.  At least that's the optomistic version of how this could all go.  I once wrote a blog of the same name, and am trading the pen for the mic.  Gen X wisdom dispensed via fun stories, odd opinions, and absurd rants.  I use bad language sometimes.  Dropping new episodes on the 1st and 15th (I hope.... oh god, I've said it now, I better do it).  Canadian made :)
Speed Bump Handshake
Navigating speed cushions. Keeping slivers out of your baby's feet. The story of the dead fish handshake.
Jul 1
26 min
May the 4th Be With You
A bit of Star Wars talk featuring what C3PO has figured out that eludes the rest of us. I swear this isn't Bantha Fodder!
Jun 2
31 min
Better In Japan
Toilets, Trains, and Strawberries..... Everything seems better in Japan
May 2
33 min
Not All Heroes Grind Coffee
My son's missing shoes, 48 hours for a refill, and the most amazing story about my friend's kidney transplant.
Mar 2
50 min
My First Selfie
It's Cold!!!! AI Freaking me out again. Taking you back to school in '86.
Feb 1
40 min
Money Doesn't Buy Happiness
My take on rich people and my perception that they aren't enjoying things the way they should.
Jan 15
36 min
Narrow Garage 407 Sale
Asking advertisers for some honesty, ranting about my narrow garage, and questioning how Canadian the 407 is really.
Dec 4, 2025
24 min
Moving Day
Getting over Blue Jay sadness, moving to a new home, and being irritated by the Internet yet again.
Nov 15, 2025
30 min
Top 5 Blue Jays Home Runs
The Jays are in the World Series and I can't focus on anything else. Here is a list of my 5 favourite Home Runs in Toronto Blue Jays history.
Nov 1, 2025
44 min
Thread The Needle
A couple of stories about trying to stay on my feet, and a couple of rants about selfish people.
Oct 15, 2025
28 min
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