Navigating speed cushions.  Keeping slivers out of your baby's feet.  The story of the dead fish handshake.

Cathartic brain emptying for me.&nbsp; Potentially humorous and thought provoking for you.&nbsp; At least that's the optomistic version of how this could all go.&nbsp; I once wrote a blog of the same name, and am trading the pen for the mic.&nbsp; Gen X wisdom dispensed via fun stories, odd opinions, and absurd rants.&nbsp; I use bad language sometimes.&nbsp; Dropping new episodes on the 1st and 15th (I hope.... oh god, I've said it now, I better do it).&nbsp; Canadian made :)