James and Jonathan discuss Episode 34's suckiness, Jon's low energy, crazy homeless people and how it all relates to James being a comedy newb. Then the gang mentions Paul's new girlfriend, eating contests and why the Roast of Charlie Sheen was crap. In segment 2, James mocks Paul's life projects, Mormons put a stop to exciting bartending, kids love drugs, DON'T ASK DON'T TELL epically fails, and James drops the ball on a possible end to the WATERMELON BEEF SHOW because he has no balls. Could it be????? Duh Duh Duh!

James & Jonathan discuss the new thin Magnum condoms, Taylor's failed attempts at a no-sex-with-comics policy, and the gang's take on the recession. In 2 MINUTES WITH PAUL, James whines about Paul's attitude, and after- we all whine about the lack of email interaction. In segment 2, James argues for literacy, Sarah Palin never goes back, and everyone talks about their paid (don't get carried away) gigs on the road. Glowing AIDS cats and a re-used IS IT FUNNY! Just another night in the life of a podcast...

James and Jonathan talk fashion, James gets racist in honor of 9/11, dogs eat their owner, giant crocs eat several owners, sperm is donated, and the gang dicusses Jim Carry's possible insanity and comics who don't age well... In segment 2, Jonathan bombs in giving a good STORY and explains national "coolness" rankings, James gets 'hot and bothered' and Paul threatens to quit. Worst song of the 90's? "Who Let The Dogs Out". Get over it.

James and Jonathan discuss James' new fascination with "Storage Wars" and James claims it's his new calling- then the gang touches on celebrity relationships, a dehydrated schoolboy, and NBA asthma in smoke-filled China. In segment 2, James upholds his ridiculous Texas loyalty, Paul and Jonathan talk about how much money a listener would pay to see them make out, and Chazz Bono's crazy 'situation'. Finally, James touches on a comedy no-no that's actually pretty funny...

James and Jonathan discuss how captivating Little League can be, Blake Griffin in comedy and Steve Jobs' joblessness. Then, the gang takes a minute to address condescending superfan Melanie Burnett's ridiculous email. In Segment 2, Paul inquires about plumber etiquette in TWO MINUTES WITH PAUL and the gang gets heated, and James shows his true insensitivity when he claims cemeteries take up space. Episode 31 ends with some insignificant political stuff and a decent round of IS IT FUNNY!

James and Jonathan discuss a more dangerous neighborhood and grill Paul on his alma mater, the Kyle Chrise joins the gang and talks on brain eating amoebas, bad tipper and feminine grooming. In segment 2, the guys lament their lack of email, remember the band Warrant and hate on Coco Chanel. Finally Kyle talks about "the road" with Motley Crew and The IS IT FUNNY isn't funny...

James grills Jonathan on when he'll get married and his upcoming anniversary and James brags about his weight loss triumphs. Then, in NEWS, the two discuss the abused homeless man from Fullerton and a South African bank robber who got away... In segment 2, the gang interviews Paul about a recent camping trip in TWO MINUTES WITH PAUL and go back to fretting the economy. Finally, in IS IT FUNNY, Jon brings us back to a time when crime was cool...

James and Jonathan discuss their open mic hosting success and how they deserve money, fake meat, and vacations...Then James claims he will in fact begin the master cleanse "soon", professes his love for the Dallas Cowboys and describes his time on a REAL podcast, and Jonathan laments the honey bee. Finally, the gang painfully interviews Paul's guitar and finish with a mediocre IS IT FUNNY!