James and Jonathan discuss Episode 34's suckiness, Jon's low energy, crazy homeless people and how it all relates to James being a comedy newb. Then the gang mentions Paul's new girlfriend, eating contests and why the Roast of Charlie Sheen was crap. In segment 2, James mocks Paul's life projects, Mormons put a stop to exciting bartending, kids love drugs, DON'T ASK DON'T TELL epically fails, and James drops the ball on a possible end to the WATERMELON BEEF SHOW because he has no balls. Could it be????? Duh Duh Duh!