The Tim Dillon Show
The Tim Dillon Show
The Tim Dillon Show
Tim Dillon is a comedian and tour guide. He’s very excited to give you a tour of the end of the world. Each week from a porch in Los Angeles he shares apocalyptic visions with his friends and berates a local diner.
508 - Overboard in Iran, Savannah Guthrie, & ICE Electric Gloves
Tim discusses American sailors on the USS Abraham Lincoln in Iran jumping overboard, Savannah Guthrie interviewing Chrissy Metz about taking weight loss drugs, ICE using electric gloves, the fallout from Taco Bell’s contaminated lettuce, and men leaving the workforce at record numbers. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast!Live Dates🎟  https://punchup.live/TimDillonSPONSORS: UpWorkVisit https://upwork.com right now and post your first job free! Hims EDGet simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, & More at https://hims.com/TIM Helix Go To https://helixsleep.com/timd For 27% OFF Labor Day Sale! (27% OFF SITEWIDE!) ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬Subscribe to the channel:https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1Instagram:https://instagram.com/timjdillon/X:https://twitter.com/TimJDillonFB:https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedyTik Tok:https://www.tiktok.com/@timdListen on Spotify!https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.#TimGivesBack
Aug 15
1 hr 6 min
507 - Perez Hilton, Trump’s Lies, & Data Center Detonation
Tim discusses Perez Hilton’s disturbing Tik Tok livestream, Donald Trump’s continued threats against Iran and how his only way forward is to lie, why social media isn’t fun anymore, and a story about a Georgia family losing their home to an AI data center. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast!Live Dates🎟  https://punchup.live/TimDillonSPONSORS: EthosProtect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/tim. Application times may vary. Rates may vary. Trustpilot rating as of 6/1/2025.Morgan & Morgan Got to https://forthepeople.com/TIM Or Dial “POUND LAW” Their Fee is FREE Unless they Win! NutrafolFind Out Why Nutrafol Is The Best-Selling Hair Growth Supplement Brand At https://nutrafol.com & Enter The Code “TIM” to get $10 OFF your first month’s subscription and FREE shipping! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬Subscribe to the channel:https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1Instagram:https://instagram.com/timjdillon/X:https://twitter.com/TimJDillonFB:https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedyTik Tok:https://www.tiktok.com/@timdListen on Spotify!https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.#TimGivesBack
Aug 8
1 hr 11 min
506 - Influencer Poison, Trump’s Lifeguard & The Migrant Summer
Tim discusses how influencers have ruined the dining experience, why privacy is now a luxury, the teenage lifeguard who got invited to the White House by Donald Trump, Miriam Adelson paying tribute to Lindsey Graham, and the migrant crisis currently unfolding in Spain. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast!Live Dates🎟  https://punchup.live/TimDillonSPONSORS: Gusto Try Gusto Today at https://gusto.com/DILLON And Get 3 Months FREE when you run your first payroll! Ultra Pouches Don’t Sleep On @ultrapouches New Customers Get 15% OFF With Code “TIMDILLON” at https://takeultra.com Meriwether FarmsGo To https://meriwetherfarms.com And Use Code “TIM” For 20% OFF Your First OrderSuperpower Head Over To https://superpower.com & Use Code: “TIM” For $20 OFF Your Superpower Membership! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬Subscribe to the channel:https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1Instagram:https://instagram.com/timjdillon/X:https://twitter.com/TimJDillonFB:https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedyTik Tok:https://www.tiktok.com/@timdListen on Spotify!https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.#TimGivesBack
Aug 1
1 hr 9 min
505 - Andrew Tate, A Socialist Makeover, & The Demise Of Red Robin
Tim discusses Andrew Tate and his brother facing new charges of sexual misconduct, Lindsey Graham’s sister taking her brothers seat in the US Senate, the Democratic Socialist Party needing to clean up their image, Red Robin restaurants shutting down, and a model scout for Jeffrey Epstein being found in his home under questionable circumstances. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast!Live Dates🎟  https://punchup.live/TimDillonSPONSORS: Hims EDGet simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED at https://hims.com/TIM Meriwether FarmsGo To https://meriwetherfarms.com And Use Code “TIM” For 20% OFF Your First OrderQuince Go To https://quince.com/TIM For FREE Shipping On Your Order & 365 Day Returns! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬Subscribe to the channel:https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1Instagram:https://instagram.com/timjdillon/X:https://twitter.com/TimJDillonFB:https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedyTik Tok:https://www.tiktok.com/@timdListen on Spotify!https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.#TimGivesBack
Jul 25
1 hr 22 min
504 - Lindsey Graham, Invading Iran & The Summer of Sh*t
Tim discusses the mysterious and sudden passing of Senator Lindsey Graham, Donald Trump’s speech complaining about voting fraud, an impending US invasion of Iran, JD Vance going on Joe Rogan’s podcast to discuss Epstein, and America being infected at every corner with literal sh*t. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast!Live Dates🎟  https://punchup.live/TimDillonSPONSORS: EthosProtect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/tim. Application times may vary. Rates may vary. Trustpilot rating as of 6/1/2025.ARMRAGo To https://armra.com/TIM Or Enter “TIM” To Get 30% OFF Your First Subscription OrderUpWorkVisit https://upwork.com/TIM Right Now And Post Your Job For FREE NutrafolFind Out Why Nutrafol Is The Best-Selling Hair Growth Supplement Brand At https://nutrafol.com & Enter The Code “TIM” to get $10 OFF your first month’s subscription and FREE shipping! PolymarketDownload The Polymarket App & Use Code “TIM50” For $50 When You Sign Up & Deposit $20 https://app.polymarket.us/S8ac/TIM50▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬Subscribe to the channel:https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1Instagram:https://instagram.com/timjdillon/X:https://twitter.com/TimJDillonFB:https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedyTik Tok:https://www.tiktok.com/@timdListen on Spotify!https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.#TimGivesBack
Jul 18
1 hr 18 min
Teen Takeovers & Netanyahu’s New Nightmare | The Tim Dillon Show #503
Tim discusses the concerning trend known as 'Teen Takeovers', like the one that shut down Newport Beach on the 4th of July, and how a company like Palantir may step in to help. Tim also talks about Netanyahu calling Turkey a new enemy and saying Iran "definitely" has chemical weapons. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast!Live Dates🎟  https://punchup.live/TimDillonSPONSORS: Morgan & Morgan Got to https://forthepeople.com/TIM Or Dial “POUND LAW” Their Fee is FREE Unless they Win! Helix Go To https://helixsleep.com/timd For 20% OFF Prime Time Sale! (25% OFF Luxe Mattresses & 30% OFF Elite Mattresses!) Neuro Gum Go to https://neurogum.com & Use Code “TIM” For 20% OFF Your First Order! Mint MobileGo To https://mintmobile.com/TIMDILLON To Get 3 Months Of Premium Wireless for $15 bucks a month! Superpower Head Over To https://superpower.com & Use Code: “TIM” For $20 OFF Your Superpower Membership! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬Subscribe to the channel:https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1Instagram:https://instagram.com/timjdillon/X:https://twitter.com/TimJDillonFB:https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedyTik Tok:https://www.tiktok.com/@timdListen on Spotify!https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.#TimGivesBack
Jul 11
1 hr 15 min
502 - Celebrating 250 Years: A Very Special Episode
Tim celebrates this 4th of July by painting a perfect picture of the grotesque beauty that is America: A land of opportunity at the expense of sanity, 250 years and counting… from Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's ridiculous wedding to New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani telling people to set their thermostats to 78 degrees, it's the America we deserve. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast!Live Dates🎟  https://punchup.live/TimDillonSPONSORS: Ultra Pouches Don’t Sleep On @ultrapouches New Customers Get 15% OFF With Code “TIMDILLON” at https://takeultra.com Ridge Wallet One Thing To Pack, Five Ways To Power! Get 10% OFF @Ridge With Code “TIMDILLON” At https://www.ridge.com/TIMDILLON Hims EDGet simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED at https://hims.com/TIM Polymarket "Will Trump Be Impeached Before His Term Ends?": https://polymarket.com/event/will-trump-be-impeached-before-his-term-ends▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬Subscribe to the channel:https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1Instagram:https://instagram.com/timjdillon/X:https://twitter.com/TimJDillonFB:https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedyTik Tok:https://www.tiktok.com/@timdListen on Spotify!https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.#TimGivesBack
Jul 4
1 hr 4 min
501 - Donald Trump’s Endgame
Tim is joined by journalists Jonathan Swan and Maggie Haberman to discuss their new book “Regime Change” which covers the first year of Donald Trump’s second presidency. They discuss Trump forcing America into Iran, his reaction to Charlie Kirk’s assassination, & the president’s association with Epstein. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast!Live Dates🎟  https://punchup.live/TimDillonSPONSORS: Quince Go To https://quince.com/TIM For FREE Shipping On Your Order & 365 Day Returns! StashGo To https://stash.com/mood To Check Today’s Market Mood - It’s FREE And Takes Just 2 Minutes! NutrafolFind Out Why Nutrafol Is The Best-Selling Hair Growth Supplement Brand At https://nutrafol.com & Enter The Code “TIM” to get $10 OFF your first month’s subscription and FREE shipping! EthosProtect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/TIM Application times may vary. Rates may vary.Gusto Try Gusto Today at https://gusto.com/DILLON And Get 3 Months FREE when you run your first payroll! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬Subscribe to the channel:https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1Instagram:https://instagram.com/timjdillon/X:https://twitter.com/TimJDillonFB:https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedyTik Tok:https://www.tiktok.com/@timdListen on Spotify!https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.#TimGivesBack
Jun 27
1 hr 17 min
500 - Iran’s Baddie Era & The Data Center Destiny
For the 500th episode Tim discusses JD Vance positioning himself for a presidential run, the 14-point deal to end the Iran War, a leaked members list of Peter Thiel’s secret society, teenagers having nothing to do except violence, and Americans being paid to build AI data centers. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast!Live Dates🎟  https://punchup.live/TimDillonSPONSORS: ARMRAGo To https://armra.com/TIM Or Enter “TIM” To Get 30% OFF Your First Subscription OrderDose Go To https://dosedaily.co/TIM for 35% OFF Your First Month Subscription! Mint MobileGo To https://mintmobile.com/TIMDILLON To Get 3 Months Of Premium Wireless for $15 bucks a month! UpWorkVisit https://upwork.com/TIM Right Now And Post Your Job For FREE Hims EDGet simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED at https://hims.com/TIM Polymarket "Enriched Uranium" Market: https://polymarket.com/event/iran-agrees-to-end-enrichment-of-uranium-by-june-30▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬Subscribe to the channel:https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1Instagram:https://instagram.com/timjdillon/X:https://twitter.com/TimJDillonFB:https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedyTik Tok:https://www.tiktok.com/@timdListen on Spotify!https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.#TimGivesBack
Jun 20
1 hr 26 min
499 - Iran Forever, Belfast Riots, & College Commencement
Tim discusses vice president JD Vance saying the Iran War would be “history” in a year, Knicks fans assaulting Spurs fans in the NBA Finals, rioting in Belfast after a migrant knife attack, Noah Baumbach’s awful college commencement speech, and Bari Weiss continuing to destroy news media. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast!Live Dates:🎟  https://punchup.live/TimDillonSPONSORS: Ultra Pouches Don’t Sleep On @ultrapouches New Customers Get 15% OFF With Code “TIMDILLON” at https://takeultra.com Morgan & Morgan Got to https://forthepeople.com/TIM Or Dial “POUND LAW” Their Fee is FREE Unless they Win! Hims EDGet simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED at https://hims.com/TIM HexClad Find Your Forever Cookware @Hexclad And Get 10% OFF at https://hexclad.com/TIM Helix Go To https://helixsleep.com/timd For 20% OFF Fourth Of July Sale! (25% OFF Luxe Mattresses & 30% OFF Elite Mattresses!) ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬Subscribe to the channel:https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1Instagram:https://instagram.com/timjdillon/X:https://twitter.com/TimJDillonFB:https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedyTik Tok:https://www.tiktok.com/@timdListen on Spotify!https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.#TimGivesBack
Jun 13
1 hr 11 min
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