I can't believe how you have to really nag some people to get them to return your phone calls.

Flow of consciousness when I should be sleeping

Do you ever find yourself wishing there were a painless way to just kill yourself? I don't. Although if there were, I might consider it. As long as there was no nausea involved. I hate being nauseous.

Ok, so the bombs haven't started falling yet. But a foul-smelling Russian cat is almost enough to make you wish for World War III.

Waiting For The Bombs To Drop • Electoral College Fight Song • Mama, I Shot One of the Babies Again • Fill Out This Form, Please • Trumpcare Turtleman • The Sound of Butthurt • Introduction • Trump's IT Guy • It's Deplorable • Hookers Pee Pee on the Mattress • We Both Know That We're Screwed • Come And Get It Pizza • The Wrap • What's the Progress on Trumpcare?