Ok, so the bombs haven't started falling yet. But a foul-smelling Russian cat is almost enough to make you wish for World War III.

The Reluctant Human

While we're waiting for the inevitable nuclear war to start, may as well have a laugh or two, right? I mean, it's not like a nuclear war is really gonna happen, right? I mean, RIGHT? They would never let it get that far, doncha think? Some SANE person would step in to stop it. Right? Jesus. RIGHT???