The Minute Hour
The Minute Hour
The Minute Hour
Free rehab
More Than Love (I Have a CENSORED)
A - D - Bm - E My my my my my wholes worlds gone topsy turvy since you (been my friend) Normal I like em a bit more (nothing) But there's somethin about ya that makes me feel (fine) I wanted to tell you All the (good) things I would've done But I couldn't muster the courage to do it So instead I wrote this song It's more than love It's more than fate I wanted to (talk) In your (phone) I wanted to give your (groceries) a rest In my hand I wanted to show you My (song) I wanted to see if it made you (laugh) But I guess not It's more than love It's more than fate I wanted to (talk) In your (phone) Or anywhere else that you like would be nice Even twice For you babe, I woulda (paid my phone bill) But now you're gone All that's left is this song When ya listen I wonder if you'll sing along Or are those days Are those days are those days Long gone It's more than love It's more than fate That I only (uhh) When I (uhhhhhhhhh) NO! It's more than love! It's more than fate! I wanna (BAPBAPBAPBAAAAA NA NA NANAA) ! in your face! and put a baby inside ya I just can't deny I gotta (nothing) With your name on it! (But now you're gone) I got a (nothing) I wrote your name on it (You're so far gone) I got a (nothing) And there's no shame in it! (When ya hear this song) Will we still get along? Will we still get along?
Aug 21, 2023
2 min
More Than Love (I Have a Boner)
A - D - Bm - E My my my my my wholes worlds gone topsy turvy since you turned me on Normal I like em a bit more curvy But there's somethin about ya that makes me feel wrong I wanted to tell you All the disgusting things I would've done But I couldn't muster the courage to do it So instead I wrote this song It's more than love It's more than fate I wanted to cum In your face I wanted to give your breasts a rest In my hand I wanted to show you My cock I wanted to see if it made you hot But I guess not It's more than love It's more than fate I wanted to cum In your face Or anywhere else that you like would be nice Even twice For you babe, I woulda gone all night But now you're gone All that's left is this song When ya listen I wonder if you'll sing along Or are those days Are those days are those days Long gone It's more than love It's more than fate That I only came When I masturbate NO! It's more than love! It's more than fate! I wanna cum ! in your face! and put a baby inside ya I just can't deny I gotta boner With your name on it! (But now you're gone) I got a boner I wrote your name on it (You're so far gone) I got a boner And there's no shame in it! (When ya hear this song) We will still get along? We we still get along?
Jun 3, 2023
2 min
Markus & Minkus
Written & Recorded by TMH Music - Gavottes avec 6 doubles - Jean Philipe Rameau - played by Trevor Pinnock additional writing by "The Gamer" album art by Andrew Sutliff (https://www.instagram.com/ohnodinos/) MARKUS & MINKUS 0:00 - The Manor 1:03 - The Bedroom 2:38 - The Great Hall 3:57 - The Pineapple 7:26 - The Frame 12:59 - The Shed 18:12 - The Hogarty's 20:14 - The Sacrifice 22:54 - The Gold
Nov 1, 2022
27 min
You Paid For This (Audio Commissions)
This is a compilation of some fun audio commissions I did from 2021-2022. Audio commissions are OPEN AGAIN! Send an email to [email protected] with either a script or an idea for a short monologue/scene/song. I'll get back to you within a week to let you know if I can do it. Rates are below. It's a little pricier than last time, but I don't phone these in! You will get your money's worth. -- NEW COMMISSION RATES -- If you want me to read a script - $40 for 1 minute of recorded lines +$15 for each additional minute (3 mins max) If you want me to record/edit something based on your idea - $50 for 1 minute monologue/scene/song, with music and/or sound effects +$25 for each additional minute (3 mins max) CREDITS 0:00 1. TMH Official Prayer Le Grenoulle (XPM) (inspiration) 1:18 2. Tools Matt Magnotta (premise/co-writer) 2:22 3. Dirty Bird Big Raim (inspiration) 3:45 4. Pigeon Fighter BubbaJonezz (premise) Music - "Naked Guy Murder" (Cliff Martinez - Too Old To Die Young) 6:06 5. Class Participation Daniel Gross (premise) 8:51 6. Geralt's High Octane Tax Collection Agency Big Raim (premise) Music - "Who Likes To Party" (Kevin Macleod) 9:56 7. Crystal Healer Nequies (premise) 10:55 8. Dale's Dill Dough Randi Dave (premise/co-writer) Music - "Neopolitan Tarantella" (Al Caiola) 12:20 9. Make It Backwards A.A. (inspiration) Music - "Sirius" (Alan Parsons) 14:12 10. Country Song Noah Wright of the Marrow Journal (writer) 16:15 11. Mealz Myron (premise/co-writer) Music - Somewhere in this video, I don't remember! https://youtu.be/_Zxnop2vmGM 18:34 12. Bear With Me SBS (premise) 19:42 13. What A Queer Bird The Frog Are Peter Yost (inspiration, based on an old poem they know of) 20:55 14. DIGMEOUT Chris B (premise) 21:52 15. Soap Chicken tehtyde (premise) 23:44 16. The Birthday Song K.R. (inspiration) 24:53 17. Nice Tux Anonymous (writer) Music - "Arabesque No. 1" (Debussy) 26:03 18. Rami's Mind Qanye (premise) 27:28 19. Tenet N.V. (premise) 28:49 20. Pantless Man Anonymous (premise/co-writer) Music - Gymnopedia No. 1 (Erik Satie) 30:37 21. The Least Dangerous Game Winged Sun Comics (premise/co-writer) Music - "untitled192" (tmh) 32:55 22. Goblin in Space Gepherey (premise) 33:29 23. Totino Knows Anonymous (premise/co-writer) 34:36 24. Dale's Dill Dough 2 Randi Dave (premise/co-writer) Music - "Neopolitan Tarantella" (Al Caiola) 36:34 25. Smoke N Murder Guy John V. (premise) 38:12 26. Glenn with Two N's The Alchemist (inspiration/co-writer) 39:34 27. The Uncircumsizer Jerry Harkins (premise) Music - Danse Macabre (Camille Saint-Saens) 41:16 28. Are You A Bad Enough Dude DOODmarine (writer) 41:36 29. That Dang Old Dog Evan Dickerson (inspiration/co-writer)
Sep 23, 2022
42 min
Signal Return 06
FORGOT TO UPLOAD THIS BACK WHEN IT CAME OUT! OOPS! SIGNAL RETURN 06: VOTE directed/edited by MoxieFamous original HUD design by FOD Signal Return is a collaborative project made with contributions from the tmh_tml community. discord.gg/zx5PYst 0:00 - Intro MUS: Rapiddd 0:22 - Care to Explain? MUS: Rapiddd AUD: Lief-Kynes VID: Darryl from A.N.T. Farm 0:38 - Title Screen MUS: Grawk VID: Jammho 0:53 - Episode Six MUS: Grawk VID: Grandbadger 1:08 - VOTE MUS: Grawk AUS: Burritos / GreyscalePeacock / Naztheros VID: ClassicOz 1:45 - Domino's MUS: Jammho AUD: SrupZ / Cube Cubed VID: Jammho 3:10 - Missed Call ALL: Yerg 3:42 - GOATS MUS: Slammity_dan / GreyscalePeacock VID: Jammho 4:06 - Dating Type ALL: Yerg / sundaybrunchspinster / bill_murray 5:57 - Big Monkey MUS: Dad VID: Grandbadger 6:58 - Vitamin C MUS: Lober VID: THTM 9:18 - I Luv Womyn MUS: The Yellow Shirt Man VID: SrupZ_ / not a robot / XxmichaelxX / bDwS 10:30 - Bumper MUS: Kilroy VID: ChopNotSlop 10:44 - Clocked AUD: TMH 13:48 - Bug Brigade MUS: MasterSquinch AUD: GreyscalePeacock VID: bDwS 14:44 - Bumper MUS: GreyscalePeacock 14:52 - Force Felt AUD: Dr. Elmayo VID: ChopNotSlop / Pea 17:26 - Walk in the Park AUD: SneakyHere MUS: sundaybrunchspinster VID: sergeant kipling 18:35 - Bumper MUS: Grawk 18:59 - OFF THE AIR MUS: Grawk Aud: CrunchyEater VID: Sergeant Kipling 19:13 - Butwat (App) MUS: Grawk AUD: TMH VID: Ethanol 20:01 - Eat Your Vegetables AUD: SneakyHere 21:10 - Credits VID: MoxieFamous MUS: sundaybrunchspinster
Aug 12, 2022
21 min
The Shoebody Bop
song by The Minute Hour, animation by Drue Langlois SUPPORT DRUE (the animator) by buying his new BOP shirt - https://drues-store.creator-spring.com/listing/head_bopper OR join his PATREON - https://www.patreon.com/drue_langlois I also have a patreon - https://www.patreon.com/theminutehour animation for this song - https://youtu.be/tSZZFayo64I original bop video - https://youtu.be/EkDOuRAwrYE
Apr 17, 2022
2 min
The Strangerman
the minute hour music is I'll Follow Tomorrow / Phantom Thread II & III by Jonny Greenwood, from the Phantom Thread OST
Apr 7, 2022
4 min
Thanks, Google!
Ok, google? Thank you. google, facebook, amazon twitch, and twitter, and your mom makin the internet a better place it used to be shady it used to be hectic it used to be so dang eclectic not anymore, those days are gone thanks to google, facebook, and amazon twitch, and twitter, and your mom its finally safe to log on (it's finally safe, I don't have to put my gloves on) There's nothing very scary We capped the hate (goodbye hate) But careful what you say that could incriminate (careful what you say) And circulate it to your job (hope you don't like your job!) I use facebook to check up on my former friends and amazon to buy my shit, get my shit delivered to my porch (that's where it belongs) I use twitter mainly to argue with strangers but there's no danger no there's no danger if they mess with me, I'll call the cops and they'll look at your twitter, facebook, and amazon maybe you been buyin' stuff to build a bomb or maybe you been lyin maybe you been wrong and we'll find it find it on twitter, facebook, and amazon oh we'll hunt it down and then we'll spread it around and that ain't what you want in this climate! (i'm compliant!) thanks google, facebook, and amazon you made the internet a perfect place for us to say whatever you want (I know just what to say when every word I say is spoken for) and we don't deserve you and just we live to serve you won't you plug us into the machine and let our bodies be as one and join our brain with jeff bezos
Mar 29, 2022
2 min
Just Checkin'
A lil compilation of bits/skits. music, writing, voices, editing by the minute hour https://www.patreon.com/theminutehour
Mar 11, 2022
10 min
Ronnie McDonnie is _____
scandal of the century. the minute hour
Feb 1, 2022
52 sec
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