Ok, google? Thank you.google, facebook, amazontwitch, and twitter, and your mommakin the internet a better placeit used to be shadyit used to be hecticit used to be so dang eclecticnot anymore, those days are gonethanks to google, facebook, and amazontwitch, and twitter, and your momits finally safe to log on (it's finally safe, I don't have to put my gloves on)There's nothing very scaryWe capped the hate (goodbye hate)But careful what you say that could incriminate (careful what you say)And circulate it to your job (hope you don't like your job!)I use facebook to check up on my former friendsand amazon to buy my shit,get my shit delivered to my porch (that's where it belongs)I use twitter mainly to argue with strangersbut there's no danger no there's no dangerif they mess with me, I'll call the copsand they'll look at your twitter, facebook, and amazonmaybe you been buyin' stuffto build a bombor maybe you been lyinmaybe you been wrongand we'll find it find it on twitter, facebook, and amazonoh we'll hunt it downand then we'll spread it aroundand that ain't what you want in this climate! (i'm compliant!)thanks google, facebook, and amazonyou made the interneta perfect place for us to say whatever you want (I know just what to say when every word I say is spoken for)and we don't deserve youand just we live to serve youwon't you plug us into the machineand let our bodies beas oneand join our brain with jeff bezos