The final presidential debate between President Donald Trump and former Vice President Joe Biden took place last night and Kirk is ready to declare a winner. Kirk and Steve get into the best and worst moments for the candidates and the media. The show consults a local pet store to see whether we can arrange a coyote order. Drama at Barstool HQ as Rico Bosco lets slip to Portnoy and Big Cat that he's got a private group of fans that he uses to slime other Barstool personalities (0:38:00). Minihane v. Portnoy relations seem to have reached a calm and amiable point, but Kirk wonders when the next spot of trouble will arrive (0:44:30).
2 hr 8 min
By now we've all heard the "grim" tale of CNN Legal Analyst Jeffrey Toobin. The arch-Trump critic and quasi-celebrity exposed himself to colleagues during a Zoom meeting while masturbating. As the Internet laughed at Toobin's misfortune, Peter Zimmerman, a Professor of History of Education at Penn GSE, got to work on an op-ed for the New York Daily News defending Toobin against the anti-masturbation taboos of post-Enlightenment Western Civilization. Prof. Zimmerman joins us today (0:20:00). Trump lawyer Rudy Giuliani is left explaining an awkward situation about Sacha Baron Cohen's new Borat flick caught released some... odd footage. Big Cat joins the show to exchange apologies with Kirk (1:15:00).
1 hr 32 min
Darren Rovell says he's willing to come on the show and address Kirk's allegations of cuntiness, but only under certain conditions. President Donald Trump's attorney Rudy Giuliani says he's uncovered images of child pornography on what is alleged to be Hunter Biden's abandoned laptop, which he has now turned over to the Delaware State Police (0:07:00). Add Gilligan's Island to the list of treasured Americana content that now has to come with a trigger warning lest today's audience become offended (0:17:00). A tragic loss over at the Kirk Minihane Network (0:35:00).
1 hr 29 min
Commander Minihane rallies the Minifan Troops to help us help the Florence VFW by taking part in the live show raffle (link at the bottom of the description). CNN legal analyst and New Yorker columnist Jeffrey Toobin has been suspended after he was allegedly caught masturbating on camera during a Zoom meeting with some colleagues; Kirk gets into Toobin's unchivalrous history (0:07:30). With a vitally important mid-pandemic election just weeks away, the Boson Globe is out with perhaps the most important piece of journalism in the paper's history (0:30:30). Muj, the guy who quit Barstool Sports via an iPhone note this summer, has resurfaced on Sofia Franklyn's new podcast to take credit for all the success of Call Her Daddy (0:46:00). Intern Justin's Star Wars watch along party last night has Kirk pondering the future of the Kirk Minihane Network.
1 hr 53 min
Bad news... The Commonwealth of Massachusetts has informed us that the headcount for the upcoming VFW show on Nov. 8 will be 45, not 100. Nonetheless, the raffle tickets go on sale today at noon. Check the KMS twitter account for details. A former intern for the show has done something that really pisses Kirk off (0:15:30). The mainstream media continue to ignore the New York Post expose on the Biden family enterprise. Locally, we've discovered that Boston Mayor Marty Walsh's grand plan for Meth Mile was to relocate it about 1/4 mile from where it used to be (0:26:00). Controversy attends Steve's decision to enlist Intern Justin as a call screener.
1 hr 44 min
President Donald Trump and former Vice President Joe Biden faced off last night in dueling network town halls. While Trump was grilled for sixty minutes about white supremacy, qanon, and retweets by a hostile Savannah Guthrie, Biden spun fables about his dad's progressive wisdom with George Stephanopoulos. Kirk and Steve react to both broadcasts and the continuing trickle of news from Hunter Biden's laptop. The VFW show is coming together and sales for raffle tickets will soon be open. (0:40:30). Plus: One lucky Minifan will get the opportunity to win a ticket by performing a simple chore. Steve is being blackmailed by an anonymous Minifan, so he tries to get out ahead of the news and release damning information from his high school year book on his own (0:57:00).
2 hr 15 min
Twitter and Facebook have joined forces to censor a salacious story about the Biden family, crack smoking, Rudy Giuliani, and Ukrainian oligarchs. Kirk and Steve break down the original New York Post story, Big Tech's actions yesterday, and what this means for the future of our politics and media. Kevin Francis Clancy joins the show to defend convicted murderer Scot Peterson and convicted fraudster Craig Carton (0:34:30). KFC also covers his relationship with Dave Portnoy and whether the Barstool Sports founder would ever leave Barstool for a new adventure.
2 hr 8 min
Kirk Minihane has a longing deep in his heart for that Jeep he'll never touch again. Hunter Biden, the son of former Vice President and current Democratic nominee Joe Biden, is in trouble again, thanks to a trove of records mysteriously obtained by the New York Post. Liberal editors at MSNBC are now controlling the definition of words in literal dictionaries (0:10:45). Steve has an interesting update on Blind Mike status (0:22:30). Julie DiCaro might be the worst person on the planet (0:33:20). Kirk has some advice for a former intern and a former WEEI employee (1:03:30).
2 hr 14 min
Archived audio of Vice President Mike Pence's 90s era talk radio show offers a touching tribute to all the double-u double-u one veterans in the audience. Former Fox News firebrand turned independent journalist Megyn Kill grills Dallas Maverick's owner Mark Cuban over his profitable relationship with the genocidal communist regime ruling over the People's Republic of China (0:29:00). Steve reacts to Barstool Sports CEO Erika Nardini throwing him under the bus, and Kirk defending him, in an episode of Token CEO (0:39:00). We may have a new top prank caller (0:51:00). Steve loses to Drunk Greg Hill in trivia (1:00:00).
2 hr 5 min
#KirkWasRight when he told Dave Portnoy that former Barstool Sports Editor-in-Chief would eventually fuck up so badly that he'd be forced to fire him. That day has come, and Kirk might not be the first to congratulate the new EIC Coley Mick, but he'll certainly be the loudest and most gleeful. Sofia Franklyn is emerged with her new podcast to tell her side of the high-profile blow up between the hosts of Call Her Daddy and Barstool (0:29:00). Would-be debate moderator Steve Scully claims his Twitter account was hacked and that the hacker sent a message to anti-Trumper Anthony Scaramucci asking for advice; C-SPAN is signing off on this, too (0:35:20). John Henry is getting ready to take the Boston Red Sox public; Kirk's hearing some interesting rumors... (0:57:30).
1 hr 57 min