The gang gets slorped up like boba by the opposite of a mountain, PJ tries to fight a hole in the ground, and they escape only to encounter a MedusaCo product demo and a desperately overwhelmed city manager with haunted pants!

Also William explains a rich man’s boom-fruit to us, secret relationship techniques are revealed, and we learn what Sting, Carrot Top, George Harrison, August Renoir, and Gandhi have in common!

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