The Brunner Bunch encourage Hades' exploited workers to start a union, give a neglected multimelonedmegadoggo some much-needed enrichment, and run from the forces trying to drag them into the afterlife! JUST LIKE WE ALL DO EVERY DAY!ALSO, the good name of Samuel Morse is BESMIRCHED, William reveals how much of him a dog is allowed to eat as long as he still gets to pet it, and Casey receives a SQUARE BOX FULLA SOUP wrapped in plastic like dead-ass Laura Palmer, what the HELL, in The Lightning Thief, Chapter 18: Annabeth Does Obedience School! Find us on Twitter @The_Jackson_Two, email us at TheJacksonTwoPod@Gmail.com, and find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/TheJacksonTwo for early episodes, exclusive preshows and other bonus content you won't find on EVEN THE DARKEST WEB! And remember: If there's a ding, there's a sting!

As Dead As Possible (TLT.CH19)

Three buds read through the entire damn Percy Jackson SERIES OF SERIES for all you poor sinners who don’t have time to read them but somehow DO have time to listen to us. THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONFUSING BUT FLATTERING TIME-MANAGEMENT CHOICES.