The Jackson Two
The Jackson Two
Casey W. Hills, William Mills
Three buds read through the entire damn Percy Jackson SERIES OF SERIES for all you poor sinners who don’t have time to read them but somehow DO have time to listen to us. THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONFUSING BUT FLATTERING TIME-MANAGEMENT CHOICES.
Thailure Is Not An Option (TTC.CH7)
Listen, sometimes you edit an episode, and then you accidentally become important at work and it ruins your life, and then you forget what the episode was about by the time you find the action points to publish it. Enjoy! Rating, reviewing, and telling a friend, well-wisher, or enemy whose grudging respect you have earned about the show would help us a lot, but if you'd care to help us in the form of dollars, head to www.patreon.com/semiautomagic and drop a dime for early episodes, exclusive preshows, and bonus whatnot!
May 3, 2025
1 hr 29 min
New Liver, Same Eagles (TTC.CH6)
🎶 Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm the Oracle, burpin' green when I talk Prophecies in the attic warm I've been mummified since you were born🎵 Rating, reviewing, and telling a friend, well-wisher, or enemy whose grudging respect you have earned about the show would help us a lot, but if you'd care to help us in the form of dollars, head to www.patreon.com/semiautomagic and drop a dime for early episodes, exclusive preshows, and bonus whatnot!
Mar 16, 2025
1 hr 14 min
Prepare For The Mer-Mayhem (TTC.CH5)
What does a summer camp do in winter? When will Saint Sally get the SLIGHTEST consideration from her terrible god-son? And CAN she overnight some sinus meds to PJ? Rating, reviewing, and telling a friend, well-wisher, or enemy whose grudging respect you have earned about the show would help us a lot, but if you'd care to help us in the form of dollars, head to www.patreon.com/semiautomagic and drop a dime for early episodes, exclusive preshows, and bonus whatnot!
Jan 10, 2025
51 min
Get In Loser, We're Spinning Off (TTC.CH4)
While the kids are exposed to dangerous levels of Kenergy, we discover William’s elemental weakness, have YET ANOTHER argument about magnets, and discuss the perils inherent in perching above Seattle with a katana as a public mental healthcare model Rating, reviewing, and telling a friend, well-wisher, or enemy whose grudging respect you have earned about the show would help us a lot, but if you'd care to help us in the form of dollars, head to www.patreon.com/semiautomagic and drop a dime for early episodes, exclusive preshows, and bonus whatnot!
Nov 30, 2024
1 hr 4 min
The Half-Blood Blues (TTC.CH3)
PJ and the crew meet YET ANOTHER GOD, William needs to dial 411 to learn what 411 is, and wait, Zebras are HOW big?! Rating, reviewing, and telling a friend, well-wisher, or enemy whose grudging respect you have earned about the show would help us a lot, but if you'd care to help us in the form of dollars, head to www.patreon.com/semiautomagic and drop a dime for early episodes, exclusive preshows, and bonus whatnot!
Nov 15, 2024
1 hr 4 min
SNEAK ATTACKLE! (TTC.CH2)
ABC tries out for the rugby team, William remembers Southland Tales fondly, Isaac wants to see👏the👏monkey👏, and SO HELP ME STORE-BRAND GOD I'M GONNA FIND THAT CRICKET OR DIE TRYING Rating, reviewing, and telling a friend, well-wisher, or enemy whose grudging respect you have earned about the show would help us a lot, but if you'd care to help us in the form of dollars, head to www.patreon.com/semiautomagic and drop a dime for early episodes, exclusive preshows, and bonus whatnot!
Aug 30, 2024
55 min
Preheat Your Anger-Oven (TTC.CH1)
We realize that Camp Half-Blood is basically the Jedi Council in a BAD way, William takes Casey to task for pronouncing a fake word correctly, and a first-of-its-kind event demands celebration! Rating, reviewing, and telling a friend, well-wisher, or enemy whose grudging respect you have earned about the show would help us a lot, but if you'd care to help us in the form of dollars, head to www.patreon.com/semiautomagic and drop a dime for early episodes, exclusive preshows, and bonus whatnot!
Aug 23, 2024
1 hr 2 min
Shallow Halogens (FATE of Camp Half-Blood, E5)
The electrified, enwebulated, mystery-boxingest finale of this interstitial season! BE THRILLED OR BE BILLED! (And trust us: You do NOT wanna meet Bill) Find us on www.ItsTheBageler.com, email us at [email protected], and find us on Patreon at patreon.com/Semiautomagic (https://www.patreon.com/Semiautomagic) for early episodes, exclusive preshows, and other bonus content you won't find on EVEN THE DARKEST WEB! And remember: If there's a ding, there's a sting!
Jun 28, 2024
1 hr 29 min
A Big Ol' No-Can Doozy (FATE of Camp Half-Blood, E4)
WHERE DID YOU COME FROM, WHERE DID YOU GO WHERE DID YOU COME FROM, IMMORTAN CALEB Find us on www.ItsTheBageler.com, email us at [email protected], and find us on Patreon at patreon.com/Semiautomagic (https://www.patreon.com/Semiautomagic) for early episodes, exclusive preshows, and other bonus content you won't find on EVEN THE DARKEST WEB! And remember: If there's a ding, there's a sting!
May 12, 2024
1 hr 20 min
Grabbed Him By The Abs (FATE of Camp Half-Blood, E3)
With apologies to Mike D and hopes they'll keep until he's back from the dead Find us on www.ItsTheBageler.com, email us at [email protected], and find us on Patreon at patreon.com/Semiautomagic (https://www.patreon.com/Semiautomagic) for early episodes, exclusive preshows, and other bonus content you won't find on EVEN THE DARKEST WEB! And remember: If there's a ding, there's a sting!
Apr 23, 2024
1 hr 34 min
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