with:

reading:

Content provided by Cat Examiner.

Edited by Jack Chick.

So, Cat Examiner submitted a document that was nothing but "Night Before Christmas" style poems.

Then, the next day, Jack Chick got drunk and recorded the entire document, top to bottom, by himself.

Music used:

1. Rosemary Clooney & Gene Autry - The Night Before Christmas Song
2. King Diamond - No Presents for Christmas