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Edited by Boots Raingear.

Real Super Powers is a site for the documentation of real, actual, legitimate, bona fide, undeniable, serious, authentic, honest, indubitable, factional, non-fictional, unaffected, veritable, perceptible, irrefutable, sincere, honest, no really I promise super powers in human beings. From there, I mean... the episode pretty much writes itself.

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Music used:

1. Joey Scarbury - Theme From The Greatest American Hero
2. Bonnie Tyler - Holding out for a Hero