The Couch Critics
The Couch Critics
Cosmic Starlight and Dakota Fade
These two foot models turned besties share all of their (mostly terrible) relationship and sex advice with you! From kink to trauma dumping to just talking about their life + experiences as foot models…they share all of their unfiltered and unhinged thoughts here. If you want our advice please share a story with us! Or if there’s simply a topic you want us to delve into please email us at [email protected] And remember to follow Dakotafade + Cosmicstarlight on all platforms! Thank you for listening!
"They cant fix anything, let alone YOU"
the girlies are back and even more clinically insane then ever (aka they are in person together!)  We talk about TSA drama, Poutine , Dakota tells a Car Crash Story, Cosmic is dickmatized, we are so horny we are climbing up the walls
Jan 1, 2025
1 hr 3 min
Like who cares?? No who gives a FUCK?!
Dakota issues a public apology, is trauma therapy BS? Also talking quantum entanglement, Male Butthole, being petty and foot worship preferences
Nov 13, 2024
52 min
He looks like drywall
were back! (kinda) the "tape" deetz, dakotas college commentary, the bar is in hell, talking shit about dog owners, and so much more.
Sep 25, 2024
52 min
LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE
Today we are gonna ruffle some feathers but we HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT. Bots, Agencies, Etc. Our feelings about them. Our hot takes. People are gonna come for us but we literally have to talk about this. So come at us bro 
Aug 8, 2024
1 hr
The Elephant In The Room
Cosmic shares her FAF experience so far and the terrible DMS she’s been getting. We talk about how crazy we are, the price of a bad bitch, Mcdonalds Sprite, and to top it all off Rufus is here for emotional support.
Jul 3, 2024
42 min
“I think I did meth one time on accident”
Vape happened, Dilated pupils are hot, TSA rants, & the little Caesars incident
Jun 19, 2024
56 min
Clinging to our humanity in this Axe-Ridden Hellhole
Our Scary Uber ride, Dave and busters, Taco Bell Meat, Mens Thighs, and so much more
Jun 5, 2024
1 hr 2 min
Redefining Gertrude
In this episode me and Dakota discuss male briefs, Cats from Hell, Pebbling Nipples, The shame of eating a hard boiled egg, and so much more!
May 29, 2024
1 hr 6 min
He came with a roar
"Vibrators are the ultimate gateway drug" **So sorry, the audio is horrible,  we did the best we could to fix it but this episode was too hilarious to scrap it! ** Post Nut Clarity, Cringes from smut books, Cosmics airplanes invasive thoughts, Community Tea,  Orgasm Tiers, and our most shameful thoughts while masturbating
May 15, 2024
55 min
Big Dick Energy ft. moodyfeet
EVERYONE Get Ready!! Cause we have the incredible and alluring moodyfeet with us today! We find out her foot modeling orgin story and so much more! This episode has it all! Nipple piercings, Refractory periods, and our favorite boob! FYI: The audio isnt the best we had some technical difficulties but hope you still enjoy it! Follow moody on Instagram: @moody_fxxt
May 8, 2024
56 min
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