<p>Vape happened, Dilated pupils are hot, TSA rants, &amp; the little Caesars incident</p>

The Elephant In The Room

These two foot models turned besties share all of their (mostly terrible) relationship and sex advice with you! 

From kink to trauma dumping to just talking about their life + experiences as foot models…they share all of their unfiltered and unhinged thoughts here. 

If you want our advice please share a story with us! Or if there’s simply a topic you want us to delve into please email us at TheCouchCriticss@gmail.com

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