THIS WEEK!! Two of Adam's old bandmates from late-90's Lynchburg Legend, The Wakovia Bank Robbers, come to the studio for a long-overdue reunion. On this, part one of a four part epic series, we delve into Soft Teeth, Human Beans, Bird Wives, The Divorce of Amadeus Mozart, and other juicy, relevant, hot topics. The air crackles with delight; the molecules dance and sing; the atoms run in horror!  Prepare your Umami teeth, the next four weeks will be a RIDE.     

THIS WEEK!!! I was going to try to come up with some cheeky thing about the songs we came up with or whatever...but this is one of the wildest and strangest episodes we have ever done, and it was thanks (?) our dearest Rodney. The man lost his goddamn mind for this whole episode. You just gotta listen. YOU GOTTA.  Also, thank you to TikTok user Jaysus.805 for the song idea. We truly dug deep for that inner Katy Perry thanks to you.  GOD SAID FUCK THEM VEGETABLES

THIS WEEK!!!! In solemn remembrance of the anniversary of a bunch of Meal Team Six mouth breathers and Trump boot licking morons storming the capitol of the country, we present a song about a REAL insurrection: The Boy Scouts Of America attempting to overtake America. The FBI is involved--even though it *should be* the NSA--there's a secret agent, it's a whole thing. Then, Bob Graffiti, who brings art and joy to the streets...and maybe more...in his own special way. And finally, Rubix Pubes. Yeah, it's what it sounds like.  Ever heard of a sample? WE DON'T HAVE ANY OF THOSE MAYBE SKIN SAMPLES MAYBE STOOL SAMPLES MAYBE HAIR SAMPLES

THIS WEEK!! We are starting off season 6 with a reissue of one of Adam's favorite episodes, a bonus episode from Season 3 featuring a then-very-lonely Rodney talking to his best friends: his furniture, also, Berserker Llama Syndrome (which is a real thing! WHAT?!) and finally a love song to Emilio Estevez (incredibly cleverly) called Estevez For The Rest Of Us. Honestly, one of the all-time greats from Rodney.  Since this episode came out, Rodney is no longer lonely, Llamas still freak the fuck out with too much exposure to humans, and Emilio Estevez still keeps his nose clean *in the right way*. Otherwise, we haven't evolved one bit as a band, and you know what? That's okay. We didn't need to. You didn't need us to. The world is essentially a heaping pile of smelly garbage, and we like to think of ourselves as a perpetually pleasant fever dream you get from the stench. A way to zone out and forget things for about 20 minutes.  So, enjoy your smelly fever dream, and welcome to Season Six of THE ADGRODCAST!!!!!!! (new episodes starting next week) 

THIS WEEK!!! We give you the gift of gab in this episode--like a real podcast--because we talk a bunch. So, if that's your thing, this episode is for you! Worry not, however, music lovers, because there are tons and tons of bands on Spotify and Apple Music that you can listen to. In the meantime, enjoy our mini-epic in this episode about a first time exposure to Marijuana gone horribly, horribly wrong.  *gasps*

THIS WEEK!!! Cyberfunk, in the year 2069...it's tons of fun. There is a lead up to it as well! Then, IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING, and not gonna lie, it's a little aggressive, but it ends up with a "happy" ending. NO, not that kind of happy ending ya fuckin' pervs. And finally, a listener request about Crom. Yeah, THAT Crom, that *we* thought (thanks Google) was a KROM. So, it's a song about Crom and his Krom. Shit's wild, y'all. WILD. Thanks to listener "mileswentland" on TikTok for the CROM/KROM song idea! 

THIS WEEK!! Like the title says, our 90's public education--well, with Adam and Rodney, at least--fails us. Then, BIG DECK ENERGY, and finally Part One of the grand epic regarding spiders and water spouts and an all too familiar tale of woe.  PHOTOVOLTAIC, IS WHAT HE SAID. NOT CAMERAS, MORON!!!

THIS WEEK!!! Adam wants to fight every billionaire, but Graham doesn't think he can, so suggests that we fight each other and all the other nerds, and then crown the NERD CHAMPION to fight them. Yeah, that's totally how it went down. Fuck them billionaires! Then, the Random Number Generator chooses "Welcome To Dictionary Land", which is a turgid tale about, ya know, Dictionary Land. Gotta listen to get this one.  WHIMSY! FIST FIGHTS! TOTALLY NOT STEVE URKEL!!!  Link to the transcript of this episode's songs

THIS WEEK!! We are featuring a sooper spooky re-release of a halloween episode from a few years ago. It features Guest ghost story teller Jerome Flagbottom, and also our often-holiday-co-conspirator D. Erik Jensen!! This is the spoopiest halloween party you've ever been to, guaranteed. oOOooOOooOOOo Drop your pants and get your junkin in that pumpkin because it's spooky season, baby! 

THIS WEEK!!!! Squid farts are embarrassing (probably), Rodney's life revolves around shows and movies, so it's impossible for him to exist without being a living breathing spoiler, and a mini-epoch about THE ROBOTS TAKING OVER. We may or may not have done that theme before, but this is IMPROV, baby! It's completely different this time!  *bzzzt* ROOMBAS ASSEMBLE. WE'RE MARCHING TO THE FOOD COURT WHERE THE HUMANS WON'T SUSPECT US *bzzt*