When someone leaves your life, those exits are not made equal. Some are beautiful and poetic and satisfying. Others are abrupt and unfair. But most are just unremarkable, unintentional, clumsy. I knew this day was coming, but I still never expected it.   Thank you all for your love and support over these past 38 episodes.   Stay Safe.   We Love You. -Trever, Matt, Joe

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An exploration of the funniest jokes and deepest meaning hidden in one of our all-time favorite shows.  In this episode, we analyze Tourist Trapped, the episode the first introduced us to the world of Gravity Falls, Oregon.  We consider whether or not this episode served its purpose as the first episode in the series and what takeaways we can gather concerning the fictional world, the amazing characters, and maybe even some life lessons.

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Somebody once told me something.  But I forget what it was.  I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. Fin.

 What have I become, my podcast friends?   Every joke I make goes away in the end. -Randy Cunningham, 9th Grade Ninja

I don't know what it means either.

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