And they're coming for your livestock.  In herds.  Droves.  Trains.  And Planes.  They want your prime beef steak and they will tickle anyone in their path to get to it.  Do not resist.  Simply Persist.  Keep Calm and Run away from the Spiders.  They will not eat you unless you get really annoying.  Placate yourself with this broadcast from our remote mountain radio station.